Spectrum
-
Posts
3,900 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
2
Content Type
Profiles
News
Store
Forums
Downloads
Events
Posts posted by Spectrum
-
-
Re: Answers & Questions
A: Can I bring a friend?Q: So are you coming to the sacrifice for Cthulhu meeting tonight?
A: But they're all red.
-
Re: Answers & Questions
Q: So what was the last thing he said before he stopped the chain saw with his genitals?A: That is the most horrific, disgusting spectical it has ever been my misfortune to see! Can you do it again?
Doc
Q: So what did the critics say after the stunt with the chainsaw?
A: Penguins...lots of them.
-
Re: Answers & Questions
Q: Sooo... once the image of Mightybec in his bondage outfit is in your head, is there some way to supress it?A: New Zealand is going to war!
Q: So there was a different reason for having so many extras trained in the use of swords in the Lord of The Rings films?
A: Aw nuts, it broke.
-
Re: Answers & Questions
A: I am not amusedQ: Were you amused?
A: I still say it's a bird, or possibly a plane.
-
Originally posted by Tim
A: 50 second dates
Q: How do you know Adam Sandler has taken a premise too far?
A: Just follow the slime trail.
-
Originally posted by lemming
A: Arsenic & Old Sneakers
Q: What's the name of that stage production that's produced by the NBA?
A: Behold the most insidious villian of all: Batfox!
-
Originally posted by Tim
Q: What word do you detest more than any other?
A; In between heartbeats.
Q: When is the right moment to break someone's heart?
A: His remains were found buried under five tons of 20 sided dice.
-
Originally posted by Worldmaker
A. The butter helps hide the pantylines.
Q: Are you using the tanning bed for baking?
A: It's the Fantastic Four vs. the Fab Five.
-
Originally posted by Tim
A: Just call me angel
Q: Ok, you've got huge wings on your back and a glowy thing over your head, now what?
A: I told you letting Quentin Tarantino write a children's book was a bad idea.
-
Originally posted by Kara Zor-El
A: I have no clue who Andy Dufresne is.
Q: Do you know Andy Dufrense?
A: Maybe it's the plad wire.
-
Originally posted by Worldmaker
A. If Kieth Richards wants to repaint his hotel room, he can damned well go down to the Sherman Williams and buy the paint himself!
Q: White or off-white?
A: I'm not sure, it sounded like "Gurgle-gurgle-hack-wheeze."
-
Originally posted by Tim
A: I've got a basketball there.
Q: Have you seen the Champions' new training room?
A: But it's soooo cute.
-
Originally posted by Worldmaker
Q. What was the kindest thing said about Jessica Simpson all year?
A. Do what you want to the girl, but leave me alone!
Q: Are you going to hand over the Fritos or not?
A: I thought it was the annual running of the bulldogs.
-
Originally posted by Klytus
Q: What's the password?
A: That was clue, you nimrod!
Q: What do you mean there's no Prof. Plum in Monoploy?
A: Chocobo de la Muerte.
-
Originally posted by Tim
Q: Excuse me, I had my hearing aid off. What did you say?
A: 20 lbs of Plastique and a Play-doh factory.
Q: What's the latest G.I Joe accessory?
A: Never trust a duck in a ski mask.
-
Originally posted by Tim
Q: You don't have any cheese? I thought you were a cheese shop?
A: The oven mitt is talking to me.
Q: Is this your first day working at Arby's?
A: After the fallout of the second Death Star rained down on Endor's forest moon, the Ewoks were never the same.
-
My first Champs character was Shadowfist. I made hime back in '95 or '96. He was basicly a superpowered ninja, unfortunetly when I made him his points were spread too thin and in nearly every combat situation he got KO'd and I would just sit there waiting for the fight to end so I could get back in the game. I now consider that character a learning experience (it was also my first time with the system).
-
Originally posted by Worldmaker
Q. Hey, what happened to those thermonuclear bombs you had?
A. Be it ever so humble.
Q: So this pile of rubble used to your base?
A: That's what happens when you cross toon physics with super science.
-
Originally posted by Tim
Q: What has he gots in his pocketsss?
A: I ran out of Tabasco Sauce.
Q: Why did your plans to take over the city fail this time?
A: But it had a big smiley face on it.
-
Woo-hoo. But actually this was from my second time through it. The first time I got Cyclops (a favorite of mine still) But all I did was change one answer. I'm sticking w/ this result anyway, I feel more of a connection to him anyway.
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/quiz/images/spiderman.jpg'>http://www.liquidgeneration.com/quiz/images/spiderman.jpg
To link it (the actual code):
-
Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly
Q: What was the last line from the zombie Elvis we ran into last night?
A: Lookout below!
Q: What did you hear before that jumper landed on him?
A: But you said it was only a model.
-
Shadowfist - Would love nothing more than to see the criminal who killed his grandfather brought down. That and some way to humiliate his boss (professional rival).
Spectrum - Considering his love of airplanes, giftwise, he's covered. But he'd be content to spend the holidays with his friends and family and maybe "conveniently" catch his girlfriend under the misletoe and hope her brother doesn't show up to try and kill him (I mean actually kill him). Oh and also, hopefully to not recieve and major injuries. (the last time I played of him he got hurt alot and for some reason I decided to incorporate some aspect of that into any future incarnation of him I may play. BTW, out of curiosity, would "injury prone" be a vaild disad and if so, what would be be best way to do it?)
-
The real question is will the fry guys be able to hold thier own against the orcs of Mordor and what about Grimace vs the Witchking Ringwrath?
(If you've ever seen the animated Clerks, you should know that "Nothing can kill the Grimace")
-
Man, that's a tough call. On one side you have a relentless force of all consuming evil with legions of followers and then you have Sauron.
I might have to think about it some but as it stands right now I'm kinda leaning towards Sauron based solely on the opening sequence from Fellowship of the Ring (it's a bit trickey to deal w/some who's, what? Nine feet tall, clad in plate armor and has a ring of power and a big honkin' mace?).
Answers & Questions
in Non-Gaming Discussion
Posted
Re: Answers & Questions
Q: Hey, where do you want this nuke to go before it goes off?
A: Well they're called poison arrow frogs for a reason.