Spectrum

Re: Musings on Random Musings

Unfortunately, yes, you missed the last stop and now you're stuck on the train...FOREVER.

 

There are NO MORE STOPS!

You know it would've been reeeeeeeeal helpful if you noted that on the schedule I picked up at the station where I got on.

Re: Musings on Random Musings

I'd say he's earned it. lol

 

How's this for irony? This thread's been pretty thoroughly derailed.

I didn't know this thread was on a rail to be derailed off of.

Or did I miss the last stop?

Re: Musings on Random Musings

True, but what about thier families?

Re: Answers & Questions

A. Trust me. You do NOT want to know.

Q: What's this thing about Rage and Mightybec I keep hearing about?

A: He heard they were planning on making another "Police Academy" movie.

Re: Answers & Questions

A: And what makes you think it's NOT about me and my needs?

 

Doc

Q: It's always about what you want isn't it?

A: E=MC DEATH!!

Re: Answers & Questions

 

A: So I smell.

Q: Hey! How's it....*gets light headed and passes out*

A: It's made entirely out of Legos.

Re: Answers & Questions

A: Planet for sale' date=' cheap[/quote']

Q: You're selling real estate for some place called Alderaan?

 

A: No, I said sprinkles.

Re: Answers & Questions

A. Look' date=' if you weren't dead, you wouldn't be in the box. If you're in the box, you must be dead. So shut up.[/quote']

Q: How many times do I have to you I'm not dead?

 

A: He was torn apart by a horde of rabid fanboys, fangirls and various types of otaku. It wasn't pretty.

Re: Answers & Questions

Q. Oh' date=' man! I just can't stand coming in to work since the penguins took over... I mean, it's always "fish this" and "eggs that", and "does this thermostat go any lower?"... I can't stand their little waddle either, or their beady, creepy little eyes... and it's [i']never[/i] casual dress any more!!

I tell you, buddy, if I didn't need this job so badly I'd tell those little bowling-pins-with-feet just what they can go do... What? Why are you jerking your head like that? What is it?

 

A. Chaos and riots, screeching machines, bad hair.

Q: How was GenCon?

A: Friends, robots, automatons, lend me your audio receptors.

Re: Answers & Questions

A. Hey' date=' I'm up to my a** in alligators here![/quote']

Q: How goes the sewer maintence?

 

A: Girls Gone Mild.

Re: Answers & Questions

A. This is a coconut.

Q: Is this a coconut?

A: I swear it wasn't me! It was the gecko! THE GECKO!!

Re: Answers & Questions

A: A pizza the size of the sun.

Q: So they pointed the Hubble towards the center of the galaxy, what did it pick up?

A: Don't ask. Just back up slowly, turn around and whatever you do, don't scream.

Re: Ultimate Wonder Twins

Some years ago' date=' Wizard ran a phony promo piece in an April Fools issue talking about Alex Ross's new deluxe product, "Form Of Water". I seem to recall that Gleek got rabies. [/quote']

Here's the image that went with it. The monkey does look like it's gone crazy.

Re: Crisis of Infinite Foxbats

Foxbat with the Power Cosmic....The Silver Foxbat.

Re: Marvel Heroes Quotes

Hey, there was an issue of the Fantasic Four where The Thing found out someone made a rap song about him.

Re: Answers & Questions

 

A: The sub ROSA.

Q: What's under the ROSA?

A: The Avengers: Some assembly required.

Re: Marvel Heroes Quotes

I'm surprised no one's mentioned

"Spider sense tingling"

Or how about

"To me my X-Men"

Re: Answers & Questions

 

A: He made it to second base.

Q: What's Mightybec so happy about?

A: We tore it down so we could put up that giant mushroom cloud.

Re: Answers & Questions

A. Okay, that's it! I'm turning this car around!!

Q: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

A: He stopped counting sheep.

Re: Answers & Questions

A. Seriously. Put it down NOW.

Q: But it's just my proposal to convert Hero into D20, don't you want to see it?

A: We'll need a cardboard tube, a six pack of Sprite and a tank of laughing gas.

Re: Answers & Questions

A: When I know something' date=' you'll know something.[/quote']

Q: Do you know something I don't?

 

A: The Justice League of Extraordinay X-Gentlemen of America...West Coast.

Re: Answers & Questions

A: bumper SUVs

Q: What that new amusement park ride? The one that uses waaay too much fuel and is prone to flipping over?

A: I couldn't find the mouse so I had to use the cat.

Re: Answers & Questions

A. Mentor is loose in the building and you know what that means. Bad plumbing.

Q: Aw man, what is wrong with the restrooms?

A: The secret ingredient is 1 teaspoon of whoop @$$.

Re: Answers & Questions

Q: What is often overheard when Mightybec comes over for a visit?

 

A: It's like a thousand souls screaming out in abject horror.

Q: How would you describe Mightybec's visit?

A: Soylent Cotton.

Re: Answers & Questions

A. Chairman Moo.

Q: What's the name of the new person in charge of the Dairy Farmers Accociation?

A: Whenever the full moon rises, he turns into a cheap special effect.