Spectrum

Originally posted by Tim

Q: How are you going to eat that mushroom pudding?

 

A: Claw, Claw, Bite, Tickle.

Q: What's the killer rabbit's least effective attack method?

A: The planet's surface appears to made of cherry Jell-O.

Originally posted by Klytus

Q: Tim... why are you laying in this smoldering crater?

 

A: Thirteen cats, all tied in knots

Q: What's with the fuzzy footstool the meows?

A: It was amazing, even after his head got cut off, he still won the tournamnet.

Convention #26

If the hero in his/her secret ID is part of a group of hostages they will always find a way to sneak off, change ID's and thwart the bad guys. And no one will notice that someone dissapeared right before the hero mysteriously arrives.

Originally posted by Lord Liaden

Foxbat is one of the true Champions originals. I've seen a lot of loony characters in comics over the years, but never anyone quite like him.

 

I usually play him like a manic psychotic: not quite in this reality, constantly fidgeting and talking a mile a minute, easily distracted.

 

"Do you have any idea who you're dealing with here?! This is Foxbat baby, supergenius studmuffin idol of millions! You're in the middle of my Master Plan buddy and it's hotter than the one Doctor Doom came up with in FF issue #... Wow, I love the way your cape flows, do you use like a professional costumer 'cause I'd really like to get his number... "

For some reason I started picuring Foxbat talking like Quentin Tarantino. If I ever decide to use him that's probably how I'd wind up doing it.

Originally posted by DocMan

A: Because of the immense commercial opportunities should he suceed.

Q: Ok, why exactly are you putting up money for "Foxbat: The Motion Picture?"

A: We were just hiking in the woods when it jumped out, mugged him for his trail mix and ran off.

Originally posted by Klytus

Q: Where do I want to be when Kara is subdued with the Kryptonite handcuffs and the trans-dimensional evil-Rachel is on the rampage with her bat, now that no one can stop her?

 

A: I was simply distracted by the notion of Kara being all helpless in those glowing green handcuffs...

Q: What was with that glazed look and dopey grin?

A: Yeah, it's amazing what you can do with a hair pin.

Originally posted by zornwil

Q: Name the largest orgy ever in low fantasy literature?

 

A: One thousand zombies and a fudgesicle.

Q: What's the premise of Rob Zombie's next film project?

A: I hope you realize those are fake.

Originally posted by Klytus

Q: Name the "hero" who keeps the streets of Beverly Hills safe by day.

 

A: The Holy Ankle Bracelet of Doom and Bloody Dismemberment

Q: So, what did you get your exgirlfriend for her birthday?

A: I never would've suspected that it was filled with peanut butter.

Originally posted by DocMan

Q: You were rescued by WHOM?

 

A: The party would have lasted longer if we'd had more batteries.

 

Doc

Q: Mechanon's victory celebration didn't last too long, what happened?

A: He started to foam at the mouth and was going "Blah, blah, blah!"

"Welcome to Viper's newly constructed nest. Code named: Otaku."

Originally posted by Beetle

Q: What does this thread have in common with a Viper base?

 

A: The self-destruct button doesn't work!

(start laughing now)

Maybe it does. It just stops with 1 second on the countdown timer.

Originally posted by Blue

Shouldn't he start small... like maybe Governor or something?

If you want to tell him that, be my guest.

>Goes running towards the hills to avoid the carnage<

Originally posted by Tim

Q: Could I get fries with my ammo purchase?

 

A: Busted on a button

Q: You've been given a suit with the most advanced technology incorporated into it , what do mean there's a problem?

A: We have the 1,000 monkeys, but only 1 typewriter.

Ok, I'm sold.

Originally posted by Bazza You know what this thread needs...

Starlord's Avatar...

Originally posted by Tim

A: Dude!

Q: Dude?

A: Eww, it's all squishy.

Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly

Q: Hey, I had to get the pizza out of the oven with SOMETHING, didn't I?

 

A: Needs salt.

Q: What do you think of my salt water fish tank?

A: Whoa, check it out, he bounced.

Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly

Q: Why did Mr. Shatner return this hairpiece?

 

A: No, derailing a thread isn't the same as a train wreck, but it can produce almost as many screams.

 

 

Just returning us to the 'topic'/style of the thread...

Q: Is a derailed thread as bad as a train wreck?

A: The killer is none other than....ack! (thud)

Originally posted by JmOz

A. You burn the truck's contents to save humanity from ever reading the books

 

Q. What was the name of the book in "Army of Darkness" (It's from HP Lovecraft, but right now I am having a brain fart)

The book was called The Necronomicon

Well, assuming that I know my team mates are robot duplicates, I would do everything I can to take them out of commission. Then I capture the villiam and find out where the real ones are being held.

LOST

A inter-dimentional Hellbeast. 4ft tall, 8ft long. Has dark brown fur, red eyes, large protruding canines, razor sharp spines on it back and a devil tail. Answers to the name Gorchack the Destroyer.

Originally posted by Wormhole

Q: May I barrow you hedge clippers?

 

A: I waited until I was sure they couldn't see me and made a run for the back gate.

Q: What happened after your first sesssion as a GM?

A: "That was the biggest gaw danged bird I'd ever seen."

Originally posted by Hermit

Q: Why do you prefer the old VIPER MK 39T Light Blaster, to the newer VIPER MK 43 P Laser Gun?

 

A: "The name is Bat, Fox Bat."

Q: What was he name of that Foxbat comic when he became a spy?

A: He had the smoke, but he forgot the mirrors.

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