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StrikeForce, The Blood (& Dr. McQuark), The Coriolis Effect and the covers of the BBB (George Perez is a god).

Originally posted by Vanguard00

A: A naked woman in a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other

 

Q: What's your idea of a great blind date?

 

A: Hamsters, saurkraut (sp.) and a lava lamp.

Originally posted by Tim

A:Tifa, Aeris, and a Dog collar.

 

Q: What did Cloud wake up to the morning after the big rave?

 

A: I'm sorry, but you're chances are about as good as the Raiders have of making it back to the Superbowl.

Originally posted by Wormhole

A: "Okay, I'll watch the movie, but only if I can sit on the front row and get smashed on some good pot."

 

Q: Hey, you wanna go see "Gigli" with us?

 

A: When the winds howl, the thunder roars and the lightning strikes.

Originally posted by zornwil

A: Bumblebees but only on Monday.

 

Q: What do you prefer in your omlettes?

 

A: Well, I never... !

Originally posted by OddHat

A: There were only a few left. I was lucky to get this one.

 

Q: Did your FLGS have any copies of Fantasy Hero?

 

A: After you finish all of your chores, and not a moment before.

Originally posted by Nato

*Chuckles*

 

Thanks! That's quite a compliment. I had to stop this week though, due to the birth of my first child, Allison Paige. But I shall now resume my normal routine of drawing until my hands fall off.

Congrats on your daughter, Nate. She'll have you tied around her little finger in no time (if she doesn't already). And one more thing, now that you have a child, you will never have a normal routine again. Take it from one who knows.

Originally posted by Hermit

It feels like a hundred needles stabbing similutaneously

 

Q: What did you think of Roseanne's new "reality" show?

 

A: I'd rather be spread with honey, and lay on a fireant hill.

Originally posted by zornwil

A: No, really, you look good in those glasses.

 

Q: What is the correct response to this inquiry: "Do these make my face look fat?"

 

A: I swear, these are the only ones I've ever had.

Originally posted by Tim

A: one potato, two potato, three potato, HOT!

 

Q: Ok, how many of these "bakers" can you juggle?

 

A: When you can tell the difference between a weasel and a ferret, and not a moment sooner.

Hey, where's the cream filling? I mean the new pics?

 

 

P.S. to Wildcat: Did you get the SCEPTRE file OK? Let me know.

Even more crunchy map goodness! I'm hardly able to contain myself. If you continue to make them, we will come (and "borrow" them).

 

Thanks for sharing.

Originally posted by Enforcer84

A. Its Blue...NO! YELLOW!

 

Q: What color is a laden European swallow?

 

A: A sausage, a lizard and an organ grinder.

Originally posted by DocMan

A: Yes, it's just that cunning!

 

Doc

 

Q: So, that's your entire plan?

 

A: 3 donuts, 2 eels and half a pint of cottage cheese.

Originally posted by Realms of Chaos

A: It's smaller than you think, George.

 

Q: What was the size of that file on Iraq's WMD's?

 

A: And that's only if you don't come back.

Originally posted by OddHat

A: Why yes, that is my rutebega!

 

Q: Does this strange, turnip-like vegetable belong to you?

 

A: Only if it doesn't end up like the last one.

Originally posted by Realms of Chaos

A: Six Big Bottles of Bouncy Bubble Beverage.

 

Q: Starlord and Kara's avatars are acting strange. Have they been drinking anything?

 

A: Eighteen miles, if you go by llama.

Originally posted by Worldmaker

A. Only if Storn, Eric, or Nate is doing the illustrations.

 

Q: Would you ever consider buy a d20 book?

 

A: A lifesaver, a shovel and a frog.

Originally posted by OddHat

A: An enourmous bowl of oatmeal.

 

Q: We found a little blonde girl in one of the beds. Did she leave anything in here?

 

A: That's incredible. I've never seen one that size before.

Well' let's just say I'm impressed. Keep 'em comin' and I'll keep stea##... ahem, I mean borrowing 'em. As for the minis, I have some 700 or so character jpg's that I'm making into minis. Plus the Marvel ones, and the old SJG Cardboard Heroes. I think I have more than enough. I do like the SWAT/agent minis. You can never have enough soldier/agents.

Check * this thread out * out. MisterVimes is sharing.

Re: Paper Minis and Terrain for download

 

Originally posted by MisterVimes

I've been working on some downloadable 6"x6" Terrain Maps. They are nothing special, but they have some nice detail.

NOTHIN' SPECIAL?!? Co-MasterV you do yourself an injustice. These are awesome. Looks like I'll be right clicking my little, minion fingers off when I get home this evening. The maps are fantastic. I love the 'cycle mini, too. I used to have a 600 Ninja myself, until parenthood and responsiblity got in the way (Mrs13 made me sell it. ). If I might ask, what are you using to make the maps? I'd be interested in giving it a go, myself. Thanks for all the hard work. Now I can see why we haven't seen you for a while.

 

:: He bows and thinks, "what an industrious Co-Master I have". ::

Originally posted by Mightybec

A: No, I don't do that anymore, it leaves marks.

Q: Are you still using real weapons for your Fantasy Hero combats?

 

A: Thirty-five dollars, a beer and a bleach blonde in a red convertible.

Re: I kid... really

 

Originally posted by Hermit

Hey, could have been worse. I could have posted the story ;0)

OK, you're right. Carry on.

Originally posted by Worldmaker

A. This is why I think some fanfiction writers should be put to death.

Q: A story about a free-for-all between FOXBAT, LOBO, THE PUNISHER and the IMPOSSIBLE MAN; can you believe this $#!t?

 

A: Yes, but only if we include the dog and the hamster.

 

 

Gosh dang you, Hermit. You guys are too quick!