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aylwin13

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  1. 7 minutes ago, Pariah said:

    A Little League coach pulls his 9-year-old pitcher aside and asks, "Do you know what cooperation is? What a team is?"

     

    "Yes, coach," replies the little boy. 

     

    "And you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"

     

    The little boy nods.

     

    "So," the coach continues, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse the umpire, or call him an a*****e. Do you understand all that?"

     

    Again, the little boy nods.

     

    "And when I take you out of the game so that another kid gets a chance to play, it's not a dumb-*** decision, and the coach isn't a ****head, right?"

     

    "Right, coach."

     

    "Good," says the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your mother.”

    I played against that team when I was in Little League.

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