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Even over-weight Nerd-boys who hate all things sports-related will be tuning for the Super Bowl.
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The Kardashian Siblings have a standing wager to see who can get on the cover of the tabloids the most in a week.
Losers have to pay the winner's booze and drugs tab for that week.
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Q: What's a subtle sign you really are superman?
A: Next time, a little less cayenne. And by a little less, I mean none.
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Would that be better or worse than popping a woody?
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Does it really matter?
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That reminds me of the Mandaeans (Non-Christian Christians, also not Jews).
Wait, what?
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Oprah's hopes of being a size 1
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Q: When is the only time you should use a messenger bike?
A: That must have been some taco...
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Wouldn't that imply they already had a thing to begin with?
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Voldemort: Knock Knock.
Harry Potter: Who's There?
Voldemort: You Know.
Harry Potter: You Know Who?
Voldemort: Exactly!Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!- death tribble, Pariah and Old Man
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Q: Take that mask off! Halloween isn't for another 9 months!
A: I'll tear through you faster than a chicken hawk in a coup full of crippled roosters. Stand aside.
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Invader Zim also showed how being small (really small) can even be a special effect for Mind Control...
"Kent. This is God. Have you been touching yourself again?"
- massey, Burrito Boy and BoloOfEarth
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You mean Behanchod?
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Isn't there a surgery for people without things to be given things?
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The latest video Al Qaida has uploaded to You Tube
NT: Subtle Signs that the world is Going to Hell in a Handbasket
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Broken image?
Broken Web-Browser? Works fine on my end. Use Firefox. IE is crap, IMO.
Dude, I'm right here. Lots of little girls would be thrilled to have me as their hunted!
...I'll let myself out.
And E84 just made the sex-offender registration...
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Just as long as it isn't this one:
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Q: I wonder how the terrorists feel about Superman foiling their attempt on POTUS?
A: Two words: Bring Gravy.
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That was a man-eating Cow?
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Q: What's the down-side to dumping your Mental-Illusion-Projecting girlfriend?
A: Just don't light a match.
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Bella would've been turned right away and the f***ing vampires wouldn't f***ing sparkle.
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Is that where they grow pomegranate?
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Q: What makes you think you've gotten old, Mike?
A: I dunno... knock out a couple of walls, put in a skylight, get some fresh carpet down and give everything a fresh coat of paint... and it will still need to be condemned.
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But why would you risk taking a drink?
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Q: What makes you think Nintendo has ties to the Mafia?
A: Oh. My. God. It smells like sauerkraut in here!