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Michael Hopcroft

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  1. Re: "UP" pulpy bits in it The pulpiest bit, of course, needs to be spoilered:
  2. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Burn down Chicago.
  3. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did the bank robber say to the person ahead of him in the teller line? A: Something in the way she moves reminds me of Nyarlyhotep....
  4. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What makes the Mordorian Killer Bee so dangerous? A: One does not simply walk into Mordor. Walking into Mordor is very, very complicated.
  5. Re: Answers & Questions Q: How does Dame Edna make himself look like that? A: In the meanwhile, I suggest you let the Last Dodo do its thing.
  6. Re: What Have You Watched Recently? Saw Up last night. I admit I was weeping like a baby though that montage early in the film, and at several points after that. It reminded me that everyone who is old was once young.
  7. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sauerkraut and Toadstool muffins with Arsenic sauce. NT: Subtle signs that the architect who built your new house is out of his mind.
  8. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Name something you shouldn't wear with a pressed titanium cape. A: It's ten times stronger than steel.
  9. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who was responsible and in charge in the days before the formation and founding of the Department of Redundancy Department? A: If we had an Index File, we could look it up in the Index File under Index File!
  10. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do those attacking Grizzlies smell so irresistible? A: The dog, too, sees problems with your approach.
  11. Re: Answers & Questions Q: So all I have to do is poke it with this stick and the dragon falls dead? A: They just don't make Orcs the way they used to.
  12. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the principal problem when hotels host a Star Wars convention? A: If there's a convention for that, there's one for everything.
  13. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Take away their laptops.
  14. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the sound of one foot hitting nothing? A: And that's why I'm not a penguin owner.
  15. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat In the middle of the fourth quarter, Kobe Bryant suddenly finds himself turned into a toad.
  16. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Something humorous, with either boiling oil or melted lead. Come, Come -- I'm not a bit angry!" (Rep to the first reppable person who knows who I'm quoting!)
  17. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Run! While you can! Don't just sit there -- RUN!!"
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