Re: Answers & Questions
Q: What did the bank robber say to the person ahead of him in the teller line?
A: Something in the way she moves reminds me of Nyarlyhotep....
Re: Answers & Questions
Q: What makes the Mordorian Killer Bee so dangerous?
A: One does not simply walk into Mordor. Walking into Mordor is very, very complicated.
Re: What Have You Watched Recently?
Saw Up last night. I admit I was weeping like a baby though that montage early in the film, and at several points after that. It reminded me that everyone who is old was once young.
Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
Sauerkraut and Toadstool muffins with Arsenic sauce.
NT: Subtle signs that the architect who built your new house is out of his mind.
Re: Answers & Questions
Q: Who was responsible and in charge in the days before the formation and founding of the Department of Redundancy Department?
A: If we had an Index File, we could look it up in the Index File under Index File!
Re: Answers & Questions
Q: So all I have to do is poke it with this stick and the dragon falls dead?
A: They just don't make Orcs the way they used to.
Re: Answers & Questions
Q: What's the principal problem when hotels host a Star Wars convention?
A: If there's a convention for that, there's one for everything.
Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
"Something humorous, with either boiling oil or melted lead. Come, Come -- I'm not a bit angry!"
(Rep to the first reppable person who knows who I'm quoting!)