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Michael Hopcroft

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  1. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the last thing you want to hear from Medusa? A: I sold my soul to Mister Jimmy, and he said one word to me, and that was 'dead".
  2. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Find the value of 2 for which 2+2=5.
  3. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "If I have my lungs removed, I can't smoke. Wait a minute...." NT: Subtle signs you take your favorite sports franchise too seriously.
  4. Re: A DC Animated-style HeroMachine And how would you do a tribute to rouge?
  5. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "If I don't vote for McCain, Clowns will eat me!"
  6. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Take up baseball.
  7. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They can't find a theatre to put it on in. NT: Signs that you shouldn't have intercepted that pass.
  8. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the worst imaginable thing to tell the police? A: And that's how we transform dinosaurs into crude oil.
  9. Re: Answers & Questions Q: They're the latest craze! Don't you like these blue oranges? A: We've all got our junk, and my junk is you.
  10. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Why are you wearing a duck suit, Handley?" "Because they were all out of dinosaur suits, sir." NT: Signs that this is a bad place to dress up as a duck.
  11. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pants. Back. On. NOW. NT: Ways you don't want to show up to a college football game.
  12. Re: Answers & Questions Q: PHilostocles! Why haven't you taken Philadelphia from the Philistines? A: The hare of the doge that hit you.
  13. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Figure out how to cope with having Mark Cuban as a potential woner. NT: Subtle signs that you took a baseball team into a hockey game.
  14. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What caused your car to catch fire? A: It's a bad day to be a brewer.
  15. Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you explain the vast wasteland that is American radio? A: I somehow didn't expect the Elder Slugs to be quite like this.
  16. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What the heck happened to my supersuit? A: I'm the Greatest Good you're ever gonna get!
  17. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Spider-Man dressed as Jolly Jonah Jameson. Matched by jameson dressed as Spider-Man and asking "Me: Threat or Menace?" NT: Subtle signs that the manager of the Tampa Bay Rays has lost his mind.
  18. Re: Answers & Questions Q: And what are the benefits of this model of Electric Monk? A: Come back as fire, burn all the liars, leave a blanket of ash on the ground.
  19. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Romanoff flavor Pop-Tarts.
  20. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You pushed the button! The missiles have been launched! Homo sapiens will become extinct in forty-five minutes! BAD DOG! BAD, BAD, BAD DOG!"
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