Re: Answers & Questions
Q: What's the last thing you want to hear from Medusa?
A: I sold my soul to Mister Jimmy, and he said one word to me, and that was 'dead".
Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
"If I have my lungs removed, I can't smoke. Wait a minute...."
NT: Subtle signs you take your favorite sports franchise too seriously.
Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
"Why are you wearing a duck suit, Handley?"
"Because they were all out of dinosaur suits, sir."
NT: Signs that this is a bad place to dress up as a duck.
Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
Figure out how to cope with having Mark Cuban as a potential woner.
NT: Subtle signs that you took a baseball team into a hockey game.
Re: Answers & Questions
Q: How do you explain the vast wasteland that is American radio?
A: I somehow didn't expect the Elder Slugs to be quite like this.
Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
Spider-Man dressed as Jolly Jonah Jameson. Matched by jameson dressed as Spider-Man and asking "Me: Threat or Menace?"
NT: Subtle signs that the manager of the Tampa Bay Rays has lost his mind.
Re: Answers & Questions
Q: And what are the benefits of this model of Electric Monk?
A: Come back as fire, burn all the liars, leave a blanket of ash on the ground.
Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
"You pushed the button! The missiles have been launched! Homo sapiens will become extinct in forty-five minutes! BAD DOG! BAD, BAD, BAD DOG!"