Michael Hopcroft

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Tranquilizer Pies. Note: make sure you use enough Nutmeg.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A Value-Added Tax on everything humans can buy. And a few thiongs that can be purchased by the typical household pet.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Oops!"

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Name one of the rejected numbers for Schoolhouse Rock. A: Conjunction Junction, that's some function!

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dice, six=sided. Lots and lots of six-sided dice. (Wishing I could be there....)

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The typical idoru singer. WHAT?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Go ye heroes, go to glory, though ye die in combat gory You shall live in song and story -- go to Immortality! Go to DEATH and go to Slaughter. Die! And Every Cornish daughter With her tears your grave will water. Go ye heroes -- go and die!" (Thanks to W.S. Gilbert) NT: Subtle signs that your battle plan wasn't very good after all.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They certainly have a way of clearing impediments. Usually involving super-charged energy weapons, but still.... NT: Presidential pets that didn't make the final cut.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the problem with being in Vecna's domain? A: I am questing for the Holy Grail, and I want a pizza. Now.

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Redirect whitehouse.gov to go to whitehouse.com.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you hear organized college pranks are making a comeback? A: And sometimes the goldfish eats you.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It is marginally better than being engulfed in flames.

Re: The Classic Justice League starting members on 350 points The Joker may deserve a special place and his own Hunted entry. He is the most creative, ruthless, cunning and deadly of the Batman's foes. He doesn't just battle the batman -- he hurts him, deeply, where it counts. Coke vs. Killing is very appropriate, because just about any other human being on Earth would not be able to resist an opportunity to put the Joker out of Humanity's misery.

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Strawberry Ripple ice Cream. OF DOOM!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Going to the candidate's rally tonight? A: We have no choice but to cheat.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Won't it be cool if I hit this grizzly bear with a small stick? A: I'm afraid this time you'll just have to punt.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: When will (insert party of your choice here) admit they were wrong about (insert issue of your choice here)? A: And for this I spent four years in college.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: This mouse is the size of a small dog! Aren't you impressed? A: Everybody get in line.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat None. Viper bases are lit by phosphorescent moss. NT: Unintended consequences of choosing one brand of soft drink over another.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's Governor Palin's position on "adult" websites? A: OK, so maybe that wasn't all that funny after all.