Michael Hopcroft

"The chocolate I'm going to give you is made with all-natural ingredients. What do you mean by that? Hemlock is natural!"

Water.
 
NT: Inventions where you Just Add Water!

Play an entire game of D&D 4e for six hours with no breaks. Put it on YouTube as proof.
 
NT: Subtle signs that maybe you shouldn't have posted that YouTube video after all.

The Hulk/Mr. Incredible pay-per-view makes millions but ends in a draw. After the fight, Bruce calms down and Bob buys him a couple of beers.

Most of the Zebra extras who worked on The Lion King, because their agents forgot to remind them about certain basic facts about life in Africa.

Even late in his life, Roy Orbison was amazing (especially that voice....)
 

Two words: Mel Brooks.
 
Two more words: Rick Moranis.
 
(Now if you'll excuse me, I'm getting some coffee. I always have coffee when I'm watching radar.)

"Let Me At Those Klingons!"
 
NT: Congratulations! You've just exterminated the entire Ewok species to the last infant! What's your next trick, O Man of Blood?

Every time you drive past a schoolyard, the more entrepreneurially-minded of the fourth graders start squeezing it and mixing the juice with water and sugar.

Every time you drive past a schoolyard, the more entrepreneurially-minded of the fourth graders start squeezing it and mixing the juice with water and sugar.

Gran Torino: The Early Years

Get sponsorship from the tobacco industry. In no time, the seats, floors and all over surfaces will have butts in them -- but the air will be so foul that the wrestlers need gas masks.
 
NT: Subtle signs you're going to need a gas mask driving to work tomorrow morning.

":Greetings, I'm Liam Neeson."

":Greetings, I'm Liam Neeson."

":Greetings, I'm Liam Neeson."

Iceland gets the fireworks show of their dreams, thanks for Foxbat.
 
NT: Subtle signs this might not be the best place to have a temper tantrum.

Four college students and a Great Dane show up to deal with him, driving a gaudily-decorated van.

Four college students and a Great Dane show up to deal with him, driving a gaudily-decorated van.

Team Edward and Team Jacob vs. Team Buffy. But it would be a very short battle....
 
NT: How you earned that seventeen thousand dollar electric bill last month,

Team Edward and Team Jacob vs. Team Buffy. But it would be a very short battle....
 
NT: How you earned that seventeen thousand dollar electric bill last month,

Crossed in Time; Daredevil and Geordi LaForge.
 
WHAT?

Crossed in Time; Daredevil and Geordi LaForge.
 
WHAT?

Crossed in Time; Daredevil and Geordi LaForge.
 
WHAT?

"Poisoning Pigeons in the Park", "Lobachevsky", "We Will All Go Together...." and other hits from the discography of Tom Lehrer.
 
The big show-stopper, of course, is "The Vatican Rag". "Genuflect! Genuflect! Genuflect!"