Michael Hopcroft

Test subject for more ill-fated VIPER supervillain-creation experiments. (Will there guys never learn?)

"I'm not sure what this is, but I found it in the yard eating the rosebushes."
 
NT: Why Petey the Stone Cold Penguin, mascot of the sport of Curling, can't find a decent hotel in Sochi.

The Shredder approves -- and he thinks he can get a lot of soup from just four turtles.

This is more for the guy dancing than the music itself. He was Bobby Farrell who was in Boney M who had hits with Mary's Boy Child, Rasputin, Ma Barker, Brown Girl in the Ring and Rivers of Babylon


 
I only saw this video in the last couple of years and was unaware that Bobby had passed away in 2010. The video dates from 2005 which is 25 years after the groups heyday. I think the performance should be celebrated as he was 56 at the time.

There's no audience. Nobody in the stands, nobody on Pay-Per-View, nobody pirating online. Nobody.

Vir gets to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. he gazes up into your lifeless eyes and waves, like this.
 
NT: Subtle signs that this guy's favors come with too high a price.

"OK, we get it. The Kardashians are important to you. Now stop sending us your spam."

Dr. Babble: "Well Captain Splendifferous, lets see how you like being crushed by 6000 pounds of prunes! Have a nice death, Captain. I have a city to destroy!"
 
Henchman 1: "What's with the prunes?"
 
Hench2: "His primary care provider told him to eat prunes. And some idiot in logistics tacked a few zeroes on the order."
 
Captain Spendifferous: "He does realize I have frickin' laser vision, right?"
 
Hench1: "I think he was just trying to get someone else to get rid of the prunes. Blast away."
 
Hench2: "Are heroes even allowed to say 'frickin''?"
 
Hench1: "Who cares? I hear the Destroyer is hiring again."
 
Hench2: "Ug, pass. Worked for him back in 95. His health-care plan sucks. Warlord?"
 
Hench1: "Doesn't offer dental."
 
Hench2: "Doesn't matter, lost all my teeth with Nighthawk knocked me out in '01"
 
Hench1: "Warlord it is, then. At least he won't try to kill someone with prunes."
 
Hench2: "Nope. Just frickin' lasers."

"And behold my biomass-powered laser array! Just feed the biomass into the chamber, and you get enough laser power to decapitate the Chrysler Building!"
 
"That's all well and good, Doctor Technopolis, but why prunes?"
 
"Prunes are what gets the lasers to frick!"

"What are you up to, Lucifer?"
 
"Cold as Hell? They say it's Cold as Hell? Well, I'll show them just how cold Hell can be! Bite this, mortals!"

"What are you up to, Lucifer?"
 
"Cold as Hell? They say it's Cold as Hell? Well, I'll show them just how cold Hell can be! Bite this, mortals!"

the New York Giants, because as everyone knows the entire world of superheroes and supervillains revolves around New York.
 
NT: Why the Mayor of New York City outlawed superheroes.

Wallace invites them to tea and, to his delight, they accept. Turns out they get along famously and that Captain America has a great fondness for fine English cheddar.

Q: Hostile takeover of Apple? Apple? What delusion makes you think you can pull it off?
 
A: You're tied for the first pick in the draft, so you'll have to play another game to break the tie. Loser gets the pick.

A nice white wine, Brie and quality crackers (for the brie).
 
NT: It's December 26th and Santa is off to Hawaii for his annual vacation. What are his elves and reindeer doing? (Difficulty: they don't get to come along....)

The Lady Gaga Christmas album would completely drive me up the wall. thank goodness it doesn't exist....

Q: What's the worst thing about being Joe Walsh?
 
A: If I were Vice-President, what would I do? Hey, pretty much anything I wanted to!

Q: What's the worst thing about being Joe Walsh?
 
A: If I were Vice-President, what would I do? Hey, pretty much anything I wanted to!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22--eRDd3Js

Q: Let's see, Train A is going from Chicago to Detroit at 55 MPH, and Train B is going from Detroit to Chicago at -- WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THAT?
 
A: I don't know what's more alarming -- how intoxicated you are with power or how intoxicated you are with vodka.

Q: I've got some extra sauerkraut-and-toadstool sandwiches with arsenic sauce. Want one?
 
A: Maybe thrusting the planet into eternal winter might not be the best way to work off your sister issues after all.

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Spock
Holiday season has him in shock....

Q: LINDSAY LOHAN IS ON FIRE?!?
 
A: As offensive fouls go, that's about as offensive as you can get.

The Amazing Darkon asked for a helmet that isn't made of cardboard.
 
NT: Situations where it might actually benefit you if your helmet is made of cardboard.