Re: Teen Champion Cover!
"Mom, I'm really disappointed with my birth. I mean, really... 23 hours of labor? I'm sure you could have done it in 10. After all, I have a very busy life ahead of me, and those wasted ours in your birth canal could have been put to good use. And what's with this epidural crap? Those people in third world countries give birth on thier feet and harvest crops within minutes. Don't be such a wimp. Now, about your choice in mates..."