Mightybec

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER You should stop by sometime. My house is the one with the crucified octopi out front.

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Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I'm game. Maybe you can help my friend get his watch back.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Rent "Naughty Alien Abductees 5" and fast foreward 24 minutes into it.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Don't sprain anything...

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Here's a site for ya. http://www.krzr.com/babes.html It's just bikinis and such, but it's still not work safe.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings I think there should be a government program to convince gang members to upgrade from 9mm to .40 cal. That way, less of them will have scars to brag about, since thier organs would be turned into a chunky, soupy mess.

Re: The cranky thread *Jumps in, flashes his perky ones to the crowd and streaks off.*

Re: A Thread for Random Musings When my two year old son get older, and comes back home for the hollidays, I'm going to give him his Finding Nemo DVD. He'll say "Wow, I remember watching this all the time". And I'll reply, "Do you know why? Almost every time that you were in the living room watching Nemo, your mother and I were in the bedroom doing the nasty" Just about that time, my wife will take a picture of the reaction on his face. THink that's bad? Just wait till he starts dating.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings Holy siht. She can get pregnant after all.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Oh my... I feel dirty now... I need a shower, some lye soap, and steel wool.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Is there an ethnic food more inedible than Poi?

Re: A Thread for Random Musings If a woman like THAT can get married, anyone can. No piece of tail is worth that amount of eternal hell.

Re: The cranky thread Touch yourself and eat some ice cream. You'll feel alot better, trust me.

Re: The cranky thread Would being sickened be any better?

Re: Why does Nighthawk always get depicted getting the crap kicked out of him? Because it's better than a picture of him shaving his legs.

Re: The cranky thread Did someone say yank?

Re: The cranky thread This thread is a godsend. Take this afternoon for instance. I'm walking down the street, and I make eye contact with an attractive woman. So, I go up to her and ask her to give me her panties, and she totally flips out and slaps me. How rude!

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Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I'm normally not into bondage, but THAT is HOT!

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER But I haven't even started up my fun yet...

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Milk Of Magnesea is the best thing to take for indigestion. I think I'm starting to see a pattern here...

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Re: A Thread for Random Musings Gonna see Van Halen in August. 8th row on the floor baby!

Re: Freaky-powerful and complex! Teleport "X" inches, Megascale, Ranged, usable on others. Teleport people into bedrock, space, or your mothers shower.