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Mightybec

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  1. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did Ford Prefect have any other problems with the food replicator? A: I paid $1.99 for this?!
  2. Re: A Thread for Random Musings My wife and son went to see the Wiggles live at the convention center and they both loved it. I guess they entertain the adults too.
  3. Re: Answers & Questions Q; What do you call 300 step children with no legs or arms floating in a pool? A: Go home.
  4. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did the rare tortises finally mate? A: That was SO wrong.
  5. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Name a golfer, a governor, and a good breakfast A: Are you sure your mom is ok with this?
  6. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Honey, the (insert door to door religious person here)'s are at the door again. A: I hate Illinois nazis.
  7. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who's at the door honey? A: We're gonna have to operate.
  8. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Doc, my tongue gets tired when giving oral pleasure, can you suggest any exercises? A: I can't believe you did that to my sister!
  9. Re: A Thread for Random Musings Some time in my past, I must have really pissed off Fate.
  10. Re: Answers & Questions Q: THe dinner guests don't look so good. What did you serve them? A: Two feet of duct tape and a ball of twine.
  11. Re: Answers & Questions Q: That new Fembot was randy baby! What model was it? A: Please die, now.
  12. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was the name of the adult movie that Mightybec starred in? A: Juan Gaspacho Cavron
  13. Re: A Thread for Random Musings Sure... My family gets after me and my uncle's sense of humor during the holidays, but they can talk about having a colonoscopy, or having a fatty growth removed from my aunts panty line God forbit if a fart joke is told on Easter. (grumble, grumble...)
  14. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Have you seen Mightybec in his bondage outfit yet? A: There's no cure either.
  15. Re: A Thread for Random Musings Everyone on The Mclaughlin Group needs to have a glass of Jim Jones kool-aid.
  16. Re: A Thread for Random Musings My wife doesn't think that the Three Stooges is appropriate for my 2 1/2 year old son to watch. I watched them at that age, and I turned out just fine.
  17. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why was she cut from the curling team? A: Is that horn supposed to go there?
  18. Re: A Thread for Random Musings How can a man rip out his own eye with his fingers?!
  19. Re: A Thread for Random Musings Looks like being a Merc is a booming business. I wonder if the have a good 401K plan...
  20. Re: A Thread for Random Musings GTA3 rocks!
  21. Re: A Thread for Random Musings Staples hurt more comming out than going in.
  22. Re: Answers & Questions Q: I sent Mightybec over to entertain Hilary. How'd it go? A: I just lost my marbles.
  23. Re: A Thread for Random Musings Sugary breakfast cereal is the ultimate comfort food.
  24. Re: A Thread for Random Musings Is it possible for a man to be in love with JB Weld? When I was a young lad, my grandfather talked about it like it was a fine woman, and now I see why.
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