Mightybec

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

I'll give it a try. 
Bec Fu

 

Hail to the Chief
5 Killing Throw -2/+0 HKA 1/2d6 (2 DC); Target Falls

[*]WMD
 

4 Nerve Strike -1/+1 2d6 NND (1)

[*]Say Baaa!
 

5 Flying Grab -2/+1 Grab Two Limbs, +10 STR for holding on; FMove

[*]Picture This!
 

4 (Martial Flash) -1/-1 Flash 4d6 (Sight Group)

[*]Toss This Salad!
 

4 Reversal -1/-2 STR +15 to Escape; Grab 2 Limbs

[*]I Am Mighty
 

8 +2 Damage Classes with Bec Fu (not included)
 




HM

Re: The cranky thread
 

The next person that says that crap to ya, jab a fork in his eye. Repeat until the nay sayers get the idea.

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

So Alanis Morrisette IS God!

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

 
 
I would'nt pick at Mightybec, he's like an open sore.

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

If they only knew..

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

PM or even a Rep.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 
Inspired by one of the last pictures on another thread and the Fast Show I submit this.
 
Me ?
Mightybec ?
The ex-President of the NGD forum, here ?
On an aircraft carrier, the Nimitz, in the middle of the Pacific
amongst sleeping sailors.
with my reputation ?
what were they thinking of ?
oh well, tally ho !

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 

 
 
No objections here.
 

 
Yup, those are real. Wow.

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

Mrs Jones, your husband was just brought to the hospital. Apperantly he was masturbating with a belt sander, and something got stuck. But I do have some good news...

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 
How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way
 
Instructions on how to clean your toilet
 

 
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
 
 
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
 
 
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
 
 
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
 
 
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
 
 
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
 
 
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
 
 
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
 
 
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
 
 
Sincerely,
 
 
The Dog
 

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
I have noticed something. Jackalope is one of the strangest lovers I've had, and that says quite alot. I mean, he takes a fist like a cow getting enseminated and begs for more. And I won't get into his fetish grooming habits.

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

 
 
no

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
I have noticed something. Jackalope is one of the strangest lovers I've had, and that says quite alot. I mean, he takes a fist like a cow getting enseminated and begs for more. And I won't get into his fetish grooming habits.

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

With the 19 year old, you're probably right.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
A pornstar wants to break the Anal Gangbang record by having 150 of her fans take turns in her tush. She has a website and a sign up form. This seems messed up, even to me.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 

So much for eating dinner.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 
This is so true it hurts...

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

And now you're starting to understand the anomaly known as Mightybec.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 

Never the less, this is a personal matter that is none of the forums business.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 

Does this dirty laundry need to be here? This seems more of a private matter.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
My wife and I just made up a really fun game to do while shopping. It's called Freakshow count. Any time you're in Walmart, Target, Costco, ect..., every freakshow counts for one point for the finder, and the one with the most points wins. A freashow can be a woman with bad BO, someone wearing clothes that cause eye damage, big bellies hangign out from under a shirt, ect... This weekend, I won with a BO girl, poodle hair girl, and man picking nose.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
Interesting true story.
 
Gang meber is shot and becomes braindead.
His heart is transplanted into a 60 year old.
The man at 65 tackles an insane gunman, saving many lives.

Re: The cranky thread
 
Time to cheer everyone up!

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 
I was successfully able to sneak past the 2000 posts mark without either making a big 2000th post, post, or someone pointing it out. Mission accomplished!