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Re: Top Signs that you need to rethink your GMing. Well, with a name like that, it at least sounds interesting. pixie-fairy ranger. ha ha ha

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A giant waiting room. Now serving number 5. You have number 3,567,932.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hellboy. Wait, that's not what you meant by a "Dark Horse" candidate?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Gee, Mr. Lennon, why don't you just stay in bed all day today?" NT: What would you do with time travel to pull the greatest prank in history.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Newstand Magazine Thief Monthly

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Your boss asks you to cash your paycheck and use some of that money to cover the past-due light bill (actually happened to me, more than once). Or your boss asks you to stop cashing out your paycheck through the register, as the checks don't always clear (actually happened also).

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Anything named using a corporate buzzword, such as "Thinking Outside the Box Lunch" or "paradigm pasta." NT: Bad topics for a motivational speaker at your place of employment.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He speaks with fond remembrance of being a dollmaker, forgetting that he wasn't one in 5th Edition.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Models are always jealous of you, because you never seem to keep any weight on. NT: I got a ______ for Christmas. I'm going to use it to _____________.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Confusion over which form of football is being played brings your college's soccer team to face a bunch of armored up giants looking to tackle and crush.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Mark Millar, in a comic, with a hack job. NT: What gift is Batman exchanging this year?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You listened to rock music when you were younger, and it led you to perform all sorts of anti-social activities. NT: If listening to rock music as a child led to all sorts of anti-social behavior, what did listening to Barney or the Wiggles or other children's singing groups lead to?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Locked on a bus with the cast of "Up With People." NT: Places Foxbat would not want to be.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Jarvis's porn collection.

Re: Top Signs that you need to rethink your GMing. Ladies and gentlemen, with that line, I think we have a winner for worst GM.

Re: Top Signs that you need to rethink your GMing. In an AD&D game (all the same GM) When your GM tells you that your PC's hid in a cave for a whole year while a world-spanning war was going on, instead of participating in the war. When your GM tells you that certain classes aren't allowed in the game since he isn't going to use them, whereupon you promptly run into three of those clasess in the first two game sessions. When your GM tells you that you can't play a character unless he watches all rolls, etcs., and that he isn't going to stop the middle of a game if you are killed to watch you roll dice (okay so far). Then he tells you that he isn't going to watch you make the character during the week, but only on game days (before play starts), and that he has to have a week to review the character. In effect, if you died, the next week you rolled up a replacement character, and the week after that you could play again. (We did eventually force him to let us have backup characters pre-created so that if we died, we would at least be able to play again the next week, since if we did die, we were done for that week). When your GM lets your players pick ANY alignment they felt like. Without explaining why PC's with such divergent alignments would work together, much less have hid from a war in a cave together for a whole year to escape the war. When, after two game sessions, the most valuable items your party has found is a herd of ten cattle. Which you can acquire after killing the unarmed farmer and helpers who were driving the cattle to market. When the GM joins in with another player making fun of your player, because while you were the only person who took the "swimming" skill, and thus the only person who could swim the river and kill the unarmed cattle owner and helper, you didn't have a "herdsman" skill (which the teasing player didn't have either).

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He changed his motif to "Hello Kitty-man"

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sits around the old folks home and bores everyone with his repetative stories of what a year he had.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Uses his superhearing and X-ray vision to give her an incredible scoop for work. NT: What Lex Luthor is hoping for from Santa Clause. (Difficulty: No kryptonite)

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Having to deal with court cases concerning alleged health hazards from second-hand smoke.

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Canada: Come see what we're aboot, eh? It's what other people think they sound like, so why not make money off of it?

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