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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He discovers Aunt May is really his mother. And this time it's canon.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat K-Fed's Making a Rap Star - Where K-Fed takes several people with less talent than him and tries to turn them into rap artists. NT: The strangest prime-time game show the networks come up with to cover while the writer's strike is on.

Re: Elseworlds *What if the Russian Revolution failed? *What if the Chinese settled the west coast of North America before the European settlers arrived? *What if the South was successful in becoming a separate country during the American Civil War?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bea Arthur

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Naw, don't worry about loans to pay for school. We work on the honor system here. Pay your tuition back when you can."

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Convinced the other members of the Lollipop Guild to destroy their factories after management brought in scabs to break the munchkins strike for better working conditions and pay.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Memories of my favorite bikinis (with pictures), by Jessica Alba

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Tonight, the part of the Colorado Rockies will be played by the Chicago Cubs."

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Before we decide whether the defendant lives or dies, if everyone would get together in a circle...."

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The demon she's summoning is sure to cause more damage than watching her dance pantsless is worth.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The ability to turn your urine and feces any color you want (without the use of Chek soda) NT: The advertising slogan for a new werewolf-oriented business.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pet Life, where players interact and have fun as various pets.

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Milk the publicity while you have it to go on every talk show I can get booked on, and show what a nice, normal guy I am. Then start doing the lecture circuit for huge bucks, without the actual worries of being the president. NT: Your running mate was just elected president. You are now vice-president of the U.S. What's the first thing you do? (Difficulty - No attempts to assasinate the president and take over).

Re: Calling all lawyers--Supers and unique legal issues

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "My precognitive powers allow me to see that you're going to be waking up next to me in the morning." "Do they also show you what my boyrfriend is going to do to you for hitting on me?" NT: You find you're stuck in a horror movie, and you've just been hired to babysit on the night a homicidal lunatic escapes from the asylum. Things are going well until the phone rings. You answer the phone. What do you hear on the line that initially sounds scary, but after a second thought isn't all that scary at all?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Madeline Albright in a chainmail bikini. (Running gag with some friends. We need professional help.)

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hairy knuckles are a little TOO hairy....

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Americans realizing there's a Rugby World Cup?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Madeline Albright and Margaret Thatcher. Especially when they start making out. NT: What might be heard at Avenger's Mansion, if the members of the Avengers acted like the cast of "Three's Company."

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Did you not see Jane Seymour on "Dancing with the Stars?"

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat If the plant that runs the great society makes good decisions the people will prosper. However, if he makes the wrong choices bad things will happen. Hey, it's no move vague than any other prediction.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Crouching Wombat, Leaping Lizard

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Wiping his nose on the Constitution, and figuring out how to put chips in everyone's heads.