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Marcus Impudite

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  1. Originally posted by Klytus

    Q: Now that you and Sue are engaged, where are you living?

     

    A: The left hand of darkness will slap you silly

    Q: What would happen if you call Hillary Clinton a witch?

     

    A: A huge stash of Maxim magazines and several bottles of Captain Morgan Rum.

  2. For The Personals

     

    SDE (Single Diabolical Entity) seeks SHF (Single Human Female) 20-24 for long term companionship. Must enjoy long walks on the beach, bowling, ice cream socials (suggestive wink), and ocasionally "lending" me small amounts of your essence. All serious replies considered. Please send photograph.

  3. Originally posted by Hermit

    Q: Why are we all walking like we have jock itch and talking in manly drawls?

     

    A: Nobody tosses a dwarf.

    Q: What's the strangest DND house rule ever?

     

    A: Ha! Ha! Run, run, fast as you can. You'll not catch me, I'm the gingerbread man...

  4. Me, I always thought they should make Stronghold a space station, and a fully automated one at that. Provided that not may villains in the campaign world have the means of getting back to the surface without dying of vacuum exposure or burning up in rentery, that should provide all the containment that is needed.

  5. Air Raider looks like a tough customer, but I would recommend you up his STR to 20 ASAP. As is, he'll have to push his STR to be able to autofire both machine pistols at the same time. BTW, 3d6 killing and these are "pistols"? Those Rangnorok's must have a serious bady huey complex. :eek:

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