L. Marcus

*shakes fist at Hugh for stealing my thunder*

Elephants, a cartoonish sub-species of

The ones at the local sports bar restaurant? 

Deee-lish. Cruuuuunch ...

Much shame!

Cumulonimbus 

Whose raving?

How about churros?

Involuntarily? 

The Young Ones are a pretty good fit for Warhammer's Chaos Gods...

How about some good old-fashioned bespoke raving insanity?

"Real political power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony! I mean, If I went around claiming I was an emperor just because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"

Heroic Action Points.

Uuuuhuhuhuuu ...

Who says they wait for it to stop moving before they try to eat?

Randomised population-reducing hardware

Vad menas? Kan ni tala ur skägget, människa?

Durn straight!

Just got back home from Christmas Eve dinner -- we were almost everyone, missing only my sister and her boyfriend, who are down in Skåne to celebrate with his relatives. Fourteen people! The noise level! Got a touch of tinnitus going. The food was good and plentiful enough; the ham was a bit dry, but the meatballs were homemade and succulent. 

I've said it before and I'll say it again -- my family are good people and I love them dearly. I just wish they were a tad less loud.

God Jul och Gott Nytt År! Time to wrap up the presents; Christmas dinner and gift exchange -- probably complete with jultomte for the very youngest family member -- is slated for tonight, at Bro A.'s little farm (that looks like a pretty little Christmas card).

Hwhere?

Apocalyptic underwear. Knitted, for preference. 

I've been pondering an Isekai Hero supplement for a while, but pondering is all it's amounted to. Oh, and an answer to a question in the FB Hero group.

At least it's not a**pullium.

Solstice, you guys!

Edward Scissorhands.

Splish splash taking a bath ..