Re: A Thread for Random Musings
Dear FBI.
Excuse me sir, would you mind taki.. Oh damn. No one will ever actually pay attention to me. If you could take it in your hearts to think about maybe killing both guys then possibly I could have a chance?
R. Nader (I have good ideas. Really I do.)
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Dear CIA,
Please stop firing pot shots at me. I understand that in all the movies people with names like mine are evil, but this is REAL LIFE! Leave me and my Nuclear stockpile alone.
- Micheal Badnarik (I'm not evil)
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Dear FBI
-I invented democracy, please pay me my royalties or atleast give my country medical help and food.
-Kim Jong Il
p.s George says he want's that guy with the face dead, you know the one, he's that guy. You know. Yay high, hates america, drove somesort of fast boat or something. You know... The other guy whose trying to get the people to bet on the other team trying to be president. You know it's way easier just to have your dad as the old president and you just replace him. Like me and George.
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Dear Sir or Madam
I do not and cannot love you. Please enjoy this free flight. Of stairs. Enjoy your trip.
-Push. Bot