Rage

the best way to use a piece of PVC like that is to swing youself like a whirly gig. Hardly any meelee damage can be done as they can't get in to hurt you (if done fast enough) but your an open target for softballs. Only works for a while or if your a trained dancer or someone like me whose inner ear hasn't settled yet.

Has anyone seen ninja terminator?

Re: Re: DNPC's- Friend or Foe?? BAD DOUG!!!!! That sounds like somthing those spider writers from the 90's would havbe thought up

Southern Sqaudren were fun. I always think the height of Ausie comics was Issue Ones Zero Assasin universe though, Razorback and Zero both kicked so much ass. And even the "Game Over" man was cool.

I believe so, there was a group published in the Armageddon Expo magazine that was called that, had there own little comic book as well. Non of the characters were "Iconics" they were more we are a team we don't need to be made entirley out of iconic cliche's like some bad guest apearance team from the 70's... Ahhhh that felt good. But seriously what is there for NZ and Australia? I guess Captain Anzac or somthing (A char I've used), people who are Steve Irwin, Edmund Hilary clones or *shudder* Crocidile Dundee clones with super powers, Sports based heroes (like the Competitor), I've done a were Tasmanian tiger speedsteer... I guess we have the cliche mystic Aboriginal or Maori guy with a bull roarer or didge... Actually as most people didn't "know" of NZ until LOTR we are kind of fresh, its most of the easy cliche that Australia has been hit by. Actually te best Australian "Hero" done was Dingo from the Gargoyles cartoon. Even the Nanobot that went into the dream time was "fresh." Australia has alot of animists they could choose like tunnel Web or Funnel web Taipan, Death Adder, Copper Top, Red Back, Crocodile, Dingo, Tasmanian Tigers, Tasmanian Devils, King Brown (One of the more deadly snakes.), and odd balls? Kangaroos (and wallabies), Wombats, Goanas, opossums, platypie, echindas, quokkas, frilled neck Lizards.... And thats just like the cliche national animist... NB:I like the word "Cliche" /NB I wrote a team based around the super 12 last year, they bored me though so I didn't get attached. Blue- Aqautic EPer Highlander- Gaelic personalitied Construct MA Bull - Move through specialist, guess what he looks like Waratah- Waratahs are big metal posts, hes our straight brick. Crusader- pocket brick MA big sword, been alive for centuries. Chief- Waikatos Cheir, ageless spirit inhabitting an ex mungrel mob member, has a bunch of magic stuff made from ponamu. I rewrote him as NZ s iconic 2 months ago. Captain Hurricane- The Captain can fly real fast. he also leads Brumbie- I think he was a speedster, could have been a techno geek can't remember Stormer- an alien who was awakend in a lightning storm. super hard, strong, and can shoot lightning from hands. (Tiger) Shark- boy "cursed" with becoming a shark changling able to morph into full shark or any stage between. The Cat- An animistic cyber ninja brought or built highlander. Red- Blues altered clone (caused by a bad guy by the name of Old Way.)Fire EPer but knowing my luck you probably only follow league or Auzzie Rulez (they are kind of like Rugby Union but not quite, for those who don't know what Im talking bout... Its not an accent joke. Im not good at making jokes. Sigh...) And by the by, there are more sheep in Australia than New Zealand. Just because we've realised they make good wives... By the By have you met my cousin Baaaaart?

NO!!!! DARN YOU!!! NEW ZEALAND HAS DIBS ON SOUTHERN CROSS! WE HAVE YOUR PRIMEMINISTER IN OUR COUNTRY AND I'LL HOLD HIM TO RANSOM IF YOU DON'T.... ahh who cares We got LOTR your got "Pirscilla Queen of the Desert"

Union Jack for England. an actual cool non american patriot (shudders at things like "Big Ben")

YY is invalid or atleast has never been reported. but diferent amounts of those chromosomes can produced people who a very handicapped there are super males and superfemales XXX XXXX XXY XYY XYYY etc I have a medical text book lieing around somewhere with what they usually do. Mostly its downsyndrome like characteristics with some extra life threatening stuff thrown in (like heart and lung conditions etc)

I here ya St Barbara, Cartoon Network should be showing it soonish so I hope you got it. haa haa the Hippeys in My country are getting all offended at John Howard, Ihaven't been this amused since the guy from PETA snuck in to the lectures and abused the Deans at Victoria Univerity

Ahh green stuff. Wear would my Mordiem gangs be without it?

ARRG!! Its for me too... I was a DM and now I am nothing more than Aglars cyber neighbour listening to him and cyber Elizebeth cybering. Cyber MUST NOT SPAM!!

All Hail the munchkin king.

Re: Ulitmate Vehicle Challenge speaking of that movie... never watch it with a bretherin youth pastor

Re: Re: Re: Shrinking Brick Names See thanks to 5th ed you can't do the old "How many levels of growth does he have?" haa haa haa joke. Its sad. Ahh well for a unified system im prepared to allow it to slide... THIS TIME

and here I was thinking that these were pics of Nato nude or wearing a little pokadot monokini...

Just find whoever modeled for cap for Ultimates (it looks like they just based every major char of some hollywood actor.) possibly Matt Damon. but hes not like Big enough to pull off cap. he should be more well more, broader shoulders more muscle bound etc.

For the weight I was referring to the mesh. Now if you've ever been in thick bush with a large leaf layer you notice that you can sink a little (Im just under 100kgs) now I always considered the mesh to be big heavy (and he could wear it because he was super strong) but I had read one story. And my bad about the Str. hes still uber strong and stronger than 10 men which should be way over "ncm" I counted him solwer than the phantom (who I esimated at spd 6) and I even though he could have a rudimentary rough and tumble style I feel that the Phantoms martial arts are far in superior to his "skills." But I've defended Phantom against Batman...

I think... I think... I think.... (sorry but its been along time since I last thought) What the phantom has which he could use in a fight. 1. 2 Colt 44's 2. Jungle honed physiuqe (increased CON, STR, DEX, all of which I assume are in the high 20's low 30's & a speed of 5-6) 3. Actual combat training + years of experience (Huge CSL's) 4. Untold riches 5. A dog 6. Smarts hardened by rough & tumble live or die trying life of jungle hardship & battling pirates and APE men. 7. The ability to fight first almost always. What the Blue Beatle has to my knowledge 1. Super Strength (80- STR of 10 average men= 8x10) 2. Super CON & BOD (again like a huge amount again near 80's) 3. BODY ARMOUR, this stuff stops bullets stops punches even stops dog bites. 4. A 20's trained police brain. 5. Access to a gun. Now this seems to be a proto Batman vs Superman fight. If they both have time to prepare I would give the fight to The Ghost Who Walks. He would have to think hard to find a way to take down this metal clad avenger. And with that much cash he could get mustard gas, electricity or even a proper bomb that could total the armour. In the jungle even though the Blue Beetle can move comfortably in his mesh (he has got 80 str) the ground wouldn't be able to hold him, he would be limited severly. And even on the best of days Spiderman would have trouble beating the Phantom in the Jungle. Blue Beatle wouldn't have a chance. If it was a straight Ohh crap some masked avenger is attacking me fight I would give it to the Blue Beetle. THe Phanoms Guns wouldn't work and he would actually have to use wrestling holds & throws on BB to hurt him as a direct punch wouldn't hurt him even through the mesh. And even then with his whopping great CON and BOD it would take minutes to take him down and BB is a brick. If he manages to grab one of the phantoms limbs he would crush him literally. Ofcource these two people would realise before they killed each other and then thy would go beat up the bad guy, but that isn't fun. Speaking of the Phantom: Anyone read that kicking Mandrake Phantom story in one of the latest Mags? I loved it! But I would...

AHh the old MORT of the month... I would have to say Eye man.. with eyes on his hands.

Right Mr Quark, ever since Random Indian Guy and I parted ways (after the Minions & Morningstar got fried by Aglar and his M.O.P) I have become more and more... well extroverted, Is it true that with out a straight man to play off my rambunciousnessness could lead to me being "revised?" Also I need a new Side kick or "partner" as you seem to be in contact with every super thing in the multiverse you wold know the best... So who would you suggest? Forever trying to keep Bannanas from taking over the world Rage "379"

bogey man baby!

10 Distinctive Features: Tall, Beautiful Amazon; Concealability: Concealable, 10; Reaction: Noticed and Recognizable, +0 So shes tall and beutiful, sure she got negative points but lets face it when does being a hot chick really pay off in anything but the most realistic comics? And remember George Washington was so inbreed he mistook an amazon wearing bronze armour and an american flag skirt as a "foreign spy" even though he was in the middle of the snow and she had a floating microman with her aswell... Im off to arrest my next door neighbour for being an alien being so ciao

Re: once again i need help!! THIS IS EXACTLY MY CHARACTER CALLED Angst!

Re: Bestiary DARN IT SQUIRREL! How many more NPC's have to die before its me, or Rumikofan, or Wraith? (actually this entire bits been kinda cool) Why do you try and make us hate you and then laugh maniacly? IIIIIIIIIIIII'mmmIm meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnngggg MEEEELLLLLLLLTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGG etc.