Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
So Jasmine did her big Outback Jack thing on the Edge today and yesterday, aparantly it all went pretty well so I have to assume that Jasmine and Sams relationship is in all actuality on the rocks. I'm sorry Sam, but a lowley blonde computer technician just can't compete for a rugged homosexual Australian.
Seriously, did they not think of the name Outback Jack before they invented the show?
Network executive: So Jack do you like it outback?
Jack: Yes damn it, like I told you at the beginning: I am just doing this show so my mother will stop assuming that I'm gay.
Network executive: But you are gay Jack.
Jack: Look do you want reality t.v or do you want just another sham dating show?
Network executive: I think we both know that we're going for the Sham thank you very much.