A Thread? For random musing on? inconceivable!
a song recap about murdering mark, possibly in the park, but definitly in the dark around 10pm
You can tell I've watched alot of Friends...
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So no one told you Mark was gonna be so gay
That guy's a joke. you're broke, You wanna see him D.O.A.
It's like you've always wished to stab him in his ear
Well it hasn't been the day, the week,
the month, but now it's Marks year,
so...
{Chorus}
I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
lurking right behind the door
This is a day Mark'll rue
Mark's chained in bed: it's ten, I started work at eight.
I've burnt his face off so far, things are going great.
I coated him in honey, and brought the wasps and bees
Mark can't get them off and these are german wasps and killer bees
and
{Chorus}
No one could ever catch me
Cause No one could ever see me
my girl agrees it's quite fun to be mean
Shes the one to mace that mark with
Staple all over his chest with
Someone who always laughs at
Even when I'm at my worst, I'm best with her
Yeah!
{Chorus}
I'll be there for Mark
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for Mark
lurking right behind the door
I'll be there for Mark
I'll murder him in the dark
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Julian and I decided that we would only perform this once: At Marks wedding.
The plan is elegant in its simplicity. We'd simply have a mobile stage with huge speakers, and when Mark and which ever poor woman he has drugged into "loving" him are about to say their final vows BUDHA BING BUDHA BOOM BABY! I was all for for also throwing flash bangs and tear gas into the Church but Julian rightly reminded me that "Our fights with Mark, not his friends [sic]" so he could possibly construe it as a joke.. you know, until a couple of days later when he meets us in a dark alley. (and you know, we murder him... Viciously and WITHOUT REMORSE!)
The funniest thing is that if Mark does ever go missing, I am going to be one of the main suspects or if I was on a cheesy American cop show (like CSI Miami, New York, Nebraska) "perps." Yeap, if any crazed serial Killer wanted an easy kill with little to no chance of ever being caught Mark Lewis would be a great target. So maybe it isn't great to keep posting his name and address on the internet (http://www.thenakednic.com third paragraph of the coffee rant) I mean it'd be so awful if something did happen to Mark Jacobdiah Lewis who happens to work at a piano tuners.