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Re: Answers & Questions Q: In exchange for holding Galadorn Hostage you want the claws of a duck, the feathers of a bear and the body of an emancipated Ostrich, are you sure? A: What's it going to take to shut Galadorn up?

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Okay, we lost funding for Death Match 2000, death to everyone. But we still need to present something for the Claymaniacs, any ideas? A: It's so sad Pokey had to die that way.

Re: Answers & Questions A: Okay, we're challenging the creation of the platypus, we've got the claws of a duck, the feathers of a bear and the body of an emancipated Ostrich. What're we missing? Q: Achy Breaky something something.

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Re: [Western Champions] Chamions of the West Super Team Hrm. Should I feel blessed to have my name so blatently ripped off? Not that that means I disapprove mind you...

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, I heard that Rerun on 'What's Happening' had a brother, do you know what his name was? A: Licky boom boom down

Re: Global Guardians - Champs by email (review) Hey SS, not sure if you've seen it yet but check your PM's, I sent you one a few days ago.

Re: Ready-made campaign city map This would be great for me, I'm looking to move my players to a brand-new city. Except for one problem... Too many references on the map to the TV show. I can edit most of them out but some are a pain in the butt. What would be nice is if a copy of this map could be made that was more generic (IE: Instead of Springfield Insane Asylum it just listed Insane Asylum). But that's just personal preference on my part, it's still a beautiful piece of work.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: I can never remember Doc, what's your recommendation for dealing with the gangrene infected leg I've got here? A: Watchdog, environmental or otherwise

Re: Answers & Questions Q: So.. what's the moral of 'The Two Towers'? A: Gonads and Strife.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, I've got another chocolate bar. I'll track down Death Tribble and you'll help, right? A: These colors don't bleed, but they sure fade.

Re: Global Guardians - Champs by email (review) To clarify, the call for submissions for Phoenix Rising just closed today. As of this moment the call for submissions for the next game has not hit the admin list.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: I hear Blizzard Entertainment wants to get in on this Multiplayer online game, any idea what their next product is? A: He's speaking in tongues, I think that's currently some German tongue he's chewing on currently.

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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you have a shrine to Beeker from the muppets in your office? A: Red Tailed Hawk's don't sound like that mate.

Re: Global Guardians - Champs by email (review) I have to say, Trebuchet hit the nail on the head. This is a pure Troll thread. You want responses from players who've made it through the audit process? Okay, here you go. I enjoy the audit system. I find it helps a lot, and sets my mind at ease knowing that there isn't a uber-munchkin out there that creates a character that totally over-shadows my own. The house rules aren't that far off from what Hero Designer kicks out, with only a few modifications really. What the original poster gave as his/her/it's experiences was, as far as I can determine, NOT the average experience. Either he/she/it's a munchkin that tried to submit a character idea that's way beyond the pale, or is totally over-blowing what really happened. If your character concept can't stand a little tweaking to fit in with the multitude of other players and characters, then perhaps it's best you do quietly go away. However, it seems to me that this post is not 'quietly' going away. Rather it's a temper tantrum of the worst sort. And just in case anyone asks, I've had two pre-reboot characters, one modified post-reboot and one brand new post-reboot character and am Co-GM for the Legacy campaign.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Soldier, we just trekked halfway across the Sahara desert and now you're telling me there's no enemy to fight out here? You had better be lying soldier. A: Labman, Kinetics and Validation.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Okay, now remember no matter what you do don't beep at the big sleeping attack bear or we risk being maimed beyond... what's wrong? A: Rotary Device and Fecal Matter, check. Commence activity

Re: Answers & Questions Q: You take that cake into the bathroom, come out without any of it eaten and then tell me not to eat it, why not? A: Waxed Ear Hair and nipple cream.

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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Yeah uhm... Mr. Director Sir? I'm curious, What's my motivation? How am I supposed to be receiving these tribbles into my grain silo? A: That's top-secret classified beyond your means.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why aren't you considered the Town Idiot? A: If that's what you think, you need a psychologist.