Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero
"To share, with the entire world, the awesomeness that is Meatpackage Man."
"I discovered a method to induce zero-point particle generation. No one remembers. I developed a hybrid grain that would survive in desert or arctic conditions and would make famine a historical artifact. No one cared. I developed a smart drug that would take a child through the equivalent of twelve-years of quality primary and secondary education in a period of four hours. The pharmaceutical and education industries blackballed me. Then I accidentally set Eurostar on fire and my phone never stops ringing . . ."
"I have no hands and I must box . . ."
"I put on the costume to surprise my girlfriend and ask her to marry me. She surprised me when I caught her with my business partner, Hank. Rather than ever admit this shame (except, for some reason, to you) I have lived the life of a costumed crimefighter ever since."
"This is the perfect outfit for avoiding process servers . . ."