The Owl

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What will happen to Fred Phelps after he dies? A: I was eating a water-ice.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why were Santa and Mrs. Claus on Judge Judy? A: "Mah Gawd, in all my years of wrestling experience, Ah've never seen this kind of carnage!"

Re: Answers & Questions Q: I heard that in Batman Beyond, Bruce Wayne slept with Barbara Gordon? A: That's Joel Schumacher levels of evil stupidity!

Re: What Fantasy/Sci-Fi book have you just finished? Please rate it... In his childhood, Jordan was severely bullied by Ents, and he hates all trees. He writes 1000 page screeds of nothingness. Just when you think he has a destination in mind.... nope. Buy another book! Sorry, I'm still cranky.

Re: [Humour]SciFi TV Quotes Two more from Firefly. Jayne: "If wishes were horses, we'd all be eatin' steak." Simon: "River...come on out, River! The nice man wants to kidnap you!" DS9 Quark: "I'm not rescuing you, I'm taking you along as emergency rations!"

Re: Answers & Questions Q: How long was that line of aliens claiming to be Kirk's baby-momma? A: Jug wine and Dr. Pepper

Re: Answers & Questions

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you have to say to Mightybec? A: Chainmail chafes.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: It's just like that one techno song? A: The brain tumor made him do it.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. How would you describe Paul Bearer without using the word "greasy"? A. Run away! Run away!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who's that Cyclops is banging in the Blackbird? A: I killed him just to watch him die.

Re: Pulp Film Recommendations I'm not an authority on the subject, so bear with me if this is stupid, but how are the Sean Connery James Bond movies not pulp?

Re: PULP HERO -- What Do *You* Want To See? Some notes and stats on car choices other that the Model T would be nice. Especially some cars of very period makes, like Stutz and Pierce Arrow.

Re: Nudity and Sex in comics books Sex and nudity doesn't seem a good match for all characters. I'd be perfectly happy with nothing much more explicit than fade-to-black for Batman, Spiderman, and Captain America. I want warning in advance of bad writing and freaky rape scenes.

Re: Horror Hero rant As many jokes as were in it, I think Tremors (the first one, the only one) did a good job with making their protagonists relatively intelligent Everymen. Rednecks, yes, but not *stupid* rednecks. I loved that movie just because the FIRST TIME something scary happened, they tried to leave town. None of this "let's stay here while the walls bleed" crap.