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Re: Jokes A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge? " The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars? " The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house? " The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch. " A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already? " he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari. "

Re: Jokes Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A: Because all those men already have boyfriends.

Re: The Last Word That Would Be Telling.

Re: The Non Sequitor Thread is superman really all that super?

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Who would want to use a typewriter?

Re: Jokes Actually the oldest profession is well, look up the Ancient Egyptian creation myth -- self-pleasure.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER that he is. He is a member of the Illuminated Spectroscopists, that secret society controlling all knowledge of light, hence he can't be trusted.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I'm like that, I take after Cancer.

Re: The Last Word thanks.

Re: The Last Word sort of like this?

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER rocket propelled chainsaws?

Re: "Neat" Pictures but aren't they cute?

Re: The Last Word But would such a world be black-and-white? or greyscale? @Cancer, I'm also good with bad puns.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER it is because an elephant hasn't figured a way to use their ears as wings.

Re: The Non Sequitor Thread log roll

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Well that "comedy writer in the sky" is her so she better learn how not to "yuk it up" at her expense.

Re: The Last Word Whichever way(s) you wish.

Re: The Last Word that would just be way to evil.

Re: The Non Sequitor Thread do you think police as annoyed they are behind people just doing the car speed limit as the rest of us that we that the police are right behind us?

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Nice song, I like it. Better because it is rockier than the S&G original.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER well yes...you know...linear time / 3-d space aka 3 space dimensions + 1 time dimension. As I understand it, time doesn't exist in the universe, there is only "now / the present" or "being"(1). As we would understand it, past, present and future are all collapsed into the present ie "NOW". And that only covers the dimension of time...which is accelerating around Earth is relation to the rest of the Milky Way. (1a) In the beginning... (1b) To be or not to be, that is the question.

Re: The Non Sequitor Thread storyboarding something ridiculously tiny and trying to expand it out beyond its scope...is surprisingly difficult.

Re: The Non Sequitor Thread to see the world though the eyes of a LOLCat, how sad is that.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER

Re: The Last Word So... Society of Spectroscopists = Illuminati?