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Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Yes, Tim, do so.

Re: The Non Sequitor Thread ava maria with alchemy crystal singing bowls rocks.

Re: Jokes Netflix doing so badly these days that their CEO had to cancel his Hulu account.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER pretty fair list. http://totalscifionline.com/features/3566-the-25-women-who-shook-sci-fi

Re: "Neat" Pictures

Re: What Have You Watched Recently? Michael Lewis plugging his new book on 60 Minutes (book is about Global Financial Crisis) if you are interested, go to cbs web aite.

Re: Jokes do they have Orion Slave Girls there? How much for a season pass?

Re: The Non Sequitor Thread a wise fool.

Re: The Non Sequitor Thread yes, no wait no.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER oh the need is there...just cant be bothered yet.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER why do you think I haven't done it? ...yet!?

Re: The Last Word why count to 5 when you can count to 30?

Re: The Non Sequitor Thread bunny s*x is awesome

Re: The Last Word

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER because "Non Sequitur" are not "musings" Hence my suggestion create a "Non Sequitur on Non Sequitur" Thread for replies.

Re: Jokes A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim. "I understand you're claiming damages for the injuries you're supposed to have suffered? " Stated the counsel for the insurance company. "Yes, that's right," replied the farmer, nodding his head. "You claim you were injured in the accident, yet I have a signed police statement that says that when the attending police officer asked you how you were feeling, you replied, 'I've never felt better inn my life.' Is that the case? " "Yeah, but " stammered the farmer. "A simple yes or not will suffice," counsel interrupted quickly. "Yes," Replied the farmer. Then it was the turn of the farmer's counsel to ask him questions. "Please tell the court the exact circumstance of events following the accident when you made your statement of health," his lawyer said. "Certainly," replied the farmer. "After the accident my horse was thrashing around with a broken leg and my poor old dog was howling in pain. This cop comes along, takes one look at my horse and shoots him dead. "Then he goes over to my dog, looks at him and shoots him dead too. Then he come straight over to me and asked me how I was feeling. "Now, mate, what the heck would you have said to him? "

Re: Jokes A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - "This is the WORST book I've ever read! " "It has NO plot and far too many characters! "The librarian looks up and calmly remarks -"So, you're the one who took our phone book... "

Re: The Last Word so no comment that I can could to 30 on one hand. I'm disappointed in the math geeks of this thread.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER

Re: Jokes A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you. " She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde. " The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde? "

Re: The Last Word scarcasm is a lost art

Re: The Last Word glasses - earpieces making eyes work

Re: The Last Word Durer's Square? edit: http://mathworld.wolfram.com/DuerersMagicSquare.html -> cool.

Re: The Last Word so THAT is how examiners pass the time during exams. It all makes sense now.

Re: The Last Word I reckon you could do base 60 with your both your hands. edit: yep it is possible. edit 2: if you wanted to you could count to 729 (27^2) on both your hands. Don't ask me how or why, but it is theoretically and practically possible. edit 3: I'm gonna have to revise that to 24 ^2.