DocMan

Q: First it was encyclopedias, then the Home Colostomy Kit. What worthless product are you trying to sell me now? A: Oh, stop whining! If it were serious surgury I'd give you anestetic, but this is simple stuff. And try not to bleed on the table, would you. Doc

Q: Let me get this straight... She wanted to know what top she should wear to the party, so she asked you? And the choices were a sheer silk shirt, a bikini top, or a couple of glue on falsies? What did you tell her? A: Just when I thought it couldn't get any better, her sister joined in. Doc

Q: Have you seen the Hilton Sisters in their new swimsuits? A: Let me check my notes. Doc

Exactly. And if you're after the vault, you have the luxury of going after it at night when there's fewer people to push pesky alarm buttons. Even better if you've got someone with half a chance of bypassing the security system. Doc

Q: I heard there was a big hoo-hah over the judging of the wet t-shirt contest. What happened? A: Always pillage first. Doc

So how many points is Reluctant to fill out Paperwork? Doc

What ever happened to pulling bank jobs? Sometimes the classics still work, ya know! Doc

Re: Re: America's 50 states Let's see... you left off unconcousness, confusion, and West Virginia. Doc

Okie... how does this sound... The target wakes up because it's cold, so very, very cold. He discovers himself on a small platform in a large room. The floor of the platform is covered with frost, and the best he can see in the room are vague shadows in the darkness. The air smells funny, and despite the fact that the room is large, the air reminds him of a stuffy room. So, the first thing the target tries is flaming on to warm up. As soon as he turns on a fire power, jets of gas spray at him at high velocities from all sides. This extingishes his flames, leaves him gasping for breath, and makes him pass out (a special mixture of Halogen and knockout gas). If he looks down from the platform, he sees that the floor is covered with spikes. If he manages to get a decent look at the ceiling, it's covered with weapons projectors. Gas gets for the Halogen/knockout mix cover the room. If anything moves outside of the area of the platform, it gets hit with blaster fire and railgun projectiles. So, if he tries to fly away, he gets shot and extingished, and knocked out so he falls on the deadly spikes. If he flames on at all, he gets extinguished and comes close to being knocked out. The only safe action is to sit there and twiddle his thumbs in the cold. Now, you can hold him there indefinately, or you can arrange for the platform to tilt, rotate, contract, or any combination of the above. How's that? Halogen suppresses fires by removing the oxygen in the air. So the halogen attack should be built as a suppress vs fire powers linked to an NND attack (or other simulation of lack of oxygen). Add in the knockout gas as a second NND, or a Dex drain, or whatever. The gas jet is a triple threat. Doc

Q: You were rescued by WHOM? A: The party would have lasted longer if we'd had more batteries. Doc

You've told us what the target of the deathtrap is like, but you havent' told us what the builder of the deathtrap is like. Can't build a deathtrap with style unless you know what the villian is like. And is this the "you wake up and you're in ..." style of trap, or the "walk into it, knowing it's a trap" kind? I would imagine it will end up being something involving either flame retardant foam that hardens in seconds, or large amounts of halogen... Doc

Now that's just mean... Doc

Q: I heard that things have been tough for Rush Limbaugh after his comments about the media were misconstrued, but he's gotten some support lately from one of his oldest friends. So, do you know what show he's going to be on now? A: Sure no problem. And I'll even give you a heaping helping of BLAM! Doc

I still want to know where these animations came from in the first place. As for music... Tall and tanned and young and slender, The girl, from Ipanema goes bouncing, And when she bounces, every guy she passes posts here..... Doc

Q: Do you always have to answer a question with another question? A: After much consideration, I've decided to go out to dinner, instead. Doc

I forgot about capes... Psi Lord and Moleculon both wear capes, but they both have a more archetypal style to them. Black Tigre and Flicker would find a cape got in the way. Star Sentinel just never thought about it. Doc

Q: Hey, who was the final winner on Superpowers Survivor? A: I hear they're being kept in a landfill on the backlot of CBS studios. Doc

Well, let's see... My first character, Black Tigre, wore a black ninja outfit with gray and black stripes worked into it. It was designed for stealth and to conceal his identity. Psi Lord has a costume that is mostly black, with red and gold accents. It is primarily to conceal his identity and make him recognizable as a superhero when he is seen. He has a large Psi as a belt buckle. Moleculon's "costume" was primarily red and gold. It was designed to make him recognizable and noticable. He has a large stylized M on his chest. Flicker's costume is a red and silver body suit with a cowl. He wears it mostly for the padding, but also to protect his secret id. He chose a cowl instead of a full facemask so he can grab snacks in the middle of fights/adventures. He has a sylized letter F (with speed lines) on his chest. Star Sentinel's "costume" is the alien symbiote that has bonded to his body. It looks like a dark gray organic battle armor. It has a stylized starburst over his heart, although SS still has no idea why. Inferno is just covered in flames, so no costume there. Mr. No is just a tiny little oriental man in rather simple traditional clothing (aka pajamas). That's about all the characters I can think of off the top of my head. Doc

Q: So, what do you think of my Alsace-Lorainne Toast? A: We've only one chance left. But first, we'll need a lenght of rope, 13 paperclips, 7 inches of twine, and a rancid gerbil. Doc

Q: So how do you keep these sleazy guys from hitting on you down at the local bar? A: My pants can't be on fire! I'm not wearing any! Doc

Q: What's the worst nightmare of militant vegan republican anglophiles? A: I've been sawing limbs off all morning and now I can't seem to pull myself together. Doc

Q: So what does it say on the nutrition label of your Bean Burrito? A: I'd rather give birth do a flaming porcupine on the floor of an igloo during a hemorroid attack. Doc

Let's see... I've had a Millionare playboy, A Professor doing reasearch at the local University, My speedster character made his living stuffing envelopes at home for about 5 different companies. His friends all thought he was a drug dealer. And I have a character who was a linguist, but is now a fugitive. Doc

Q: So, what do you miss most about "free love" in the 60's? A: Sure, you can borrow my nailgun. Just make sure there's no blood on it this time. Doc

Q: Why are you wearing a dead cat as a hat? A: Normally, I'd love to, but right now I have to go set my clothes on fire. Doc