SatinKitty

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

 
Old Doc has been feeling bad lately. I thought some virtual flowers, since we can't send real ones, would cheer him up.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
Send virtual flowers to Doctor Anomaly.

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 
Well, I'LL miss you, Death Tribble. Just imagine all the shenanegins Zornwil will get up to while you're gone.

Re: Complicate the Person Above
 
Don't believe that Bull-ony story they tell the Tourists who visit The Adventurer's Club on Pleasure Island in Disney World........ That's ROTOR BARON'S plane that is (or was) crashed and smoking in front of the place !!!!!!

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
 

Giggle like a bread dough chef should.
 
 
 
 
 
NT: Shadowpup has summoned the Horde of Asian Hotties to destroy the NGD! What do you do? What do you do?

Re: Complicate the Person Above
 
Cancer is the love child of Ann Coulter and Al Franken.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
What? Am I the only one who imagines those two having hot, steamy sex after they're through putting each other down?

Re: Complicate the Person Above
 
Roter Baron and Colonel Sanders.... separated at birth???

From Enforcer84's idea. Mention one thing you believe to be true about the most recent poster, and then add a complete and total lie, to make that poster appear to be more complicated.
 
Well, it might not work, but give it a try.
 
Enforcer84 - Not only is he a fine player and a good guy to hang out with, but Enforcer84 also has the largest single collection of lawn ornaments in North America.

Re: The cranky thread
 
I want Steve Jobs' head on a pike.
 
So last ngiht in mid sentence as I typed out a story my keyboard died. The mouse and flash drive connected to it work just fine. The keyboard itself just doesn't work anymore. Stupid apple keyboard, nice elegent design, smooth key action, stylish clear base, apple-cool provided free of charge.
 
screw that.
 
I want the old Apple II Extended Keyboard. The origina one nicknamed "The Battleship." 9 Inches wide, 18 inches long, built like it was made out of concrete. A keyboard you could beat someone to death with, wipe off the gore, plug it back in and keep typing. Heavy key clicking action. You KNEW you were typing. It wasn't just a keyboard, it was a piece of engineering genius.
 
Design a keyboard like you mean it. You Apple B*st*rd!

Re: The cranky thread
 
Sometimes my coworkers are so snarky. If there weren't a bunch of students around, I would have started a yelling match right there and then.
 
And they wonder why I don't hang out with them.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
Go! Books about Evanescence (Are not punk rock!)
Guns ‘n Roses watches (Are not punk rock!)
Hello Kitty iPod cases (Are not punk rock!)
Rob Zombie lunch boxes (Are not punk rock!)
Slipknot binder paper (Is not punk rock!)
Tinkerbell pillow cases (Are not punk rock!)
Led Zeppelin air fresheners (Are not punk rock!)
Tupac incense burners (Are not punk rock!)
 
Hot Topic is not punk rock!
Hot Topic is not punk rock!
Hot Topic is not punk rock!
Hot Topic is not punk rock!
 
Misfits candle tins (Are not punk rock!)
ICP throw blankets (Are not punk rock!)
Beaded Elvis curtains (Are not punk rock!)
Talking Lambchop plush dolls (Are not punk rock!)
AC/DC hair clips (Are not punk rock!)
Spongebob wristbands (Are not punk rock!)
Sex Pistols boxer shorts (Are not punk rock!)
Disco back catalog (Okay. Maybe that’s punk rock.)
Dischord back catalog (Okay. Maybe that’s punk rock.)
 
Hot Topic is not punk rock! (Hot Topic!)
Hot Topic is not punk rock! (Hot Topic!)
Hot Topic is not punk rock! (Hot Topic!)
Hot Topic is not punk rock! (Hot Topic!)
 
Hot Topic is a contrived identification with youth subcultures to manufacture an anti-authoritarian identity and make millions. The $8 you paid for the Mudvayne poster would be better spent used to see your brother’s friend’s band.
 
DIY ethics are punk rock
Starting your own label is punk rock
G.G. Allin was punk rock.
 
But when a crass corporate vulture feeds on mass-consumer culture, this spending mommy’s money is not punk rock!

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 
history-believe it or not
 
The following excerpts are actual answers given on history tests and in Sunday school quizzes by children between 5th and 6th grade ages in Ohio. They were collected over a period of three years by two teachers. Read carefully for grammar, misplaced modifiers, and of course, spelling! Kids should rule the world, as it would be a laugh a minute for us adults and therefore no time to war or argue.
 
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Ancient Egypt was old. It was inhabited by gypsies and mummies who all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate Of the Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
 
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Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandos. He died before he ever reached Canada but the commandos made it .
 
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Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines. He was an actual hysterical figure as well as being in the bible. It sounds Like he was sort of busy too.
 
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The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a young female moth.
 
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Socrates was a famous old Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. He later died from an overdose of wedlock . Which is apparently poisonous. After his death, his career suffered a Dramatic decline.
 
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In the first Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled biscuits, and threw the java. The games were messier then than they show on TV now.
 
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Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out "Same to you, Brutus."
 
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Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonized by Bernard Shaw for reasons I don't really understand. The English and French still have problems.
 
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Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen," As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted "hurrah!" and that was the end of the fighting for a long while.
 
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It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood.
 
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Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented Cigarettes and started smoking.
 
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Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100 foot clipper which was very dangerous to all his men.
 
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The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter.
 
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Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He Wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Since then no one ever found it.
 
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Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by Rubbing two cats backward and also declared, "A horse divided against itself cannot stand." He was a naturalist for sure. Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.
 
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Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent. Lincoln's Mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation.
 
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On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got Shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. They believe the assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposingly insane actor. This ruined Booth's career
 
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Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was very large.
 
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Bethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf that he wrote loud music and became the father of rock and roll. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.
 
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The nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and inventions. People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine. The invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up.
 
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Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred men.
 
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Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbits but I don't know why.
 
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Charles Darwin was a naturalist. He wrote the Organ of the Species. It was very long people got upset about it and had trials to see if it was really true. He sort of said God's days were not just 24 hours but without watches who knew anyhow? I don't get it.
 
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Madman Curie discovered radio. She was the first woman to do what she did. Other women have become scientists since her but they didn't get to find radios because they were already taken.
 
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Karl Marx was one of the Marx Brothers. The other three were in the movies. Karl made speeches and started revolutions. Someone in the family had to have a job, I guess

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 
You can't get an adult to change his opinions by pointing out his reading comprehension problems.
 
Most of the time, you can't get an adult to change his opinions at all if he has an emotional stake in an issue.
 
I game because, in the real world, there are very few problems that can be solved with an axe.

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

 
I prefer my Bailey's shakes be a) malts rather than shakes, and made with vanilla bean or just plain vanilla ice cream. But hey, each to their own!

Re: Storn's Art & Characters thread.
 

 
As they would say on FIREFLY ... Shiney!
 
PDS

Re: Complicate the Person Above
 
Death Tribble observes all the British meal customs including Elevenses, Teatime and three square meals a day which often include Kidney and Sausage Pot Pies. It's how he fuels his Superpowers.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
 
Totalitarian America.
 
NT: So you thought______________, but the truth is___________.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 
You think?

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

Re: Complicate the Person Above
 
Satinkitty ripped open George W Bush's shirt and flashed the President's nipples at Dick Cheney causing the VP to have a heart attack on live TV

Re: Complicate the Person Above
 
Mutant for Hire has been secretly sneaking a contraceptive in Keyes_Bill's anti-psychotic medication for years. Why else do ya think Keyes_Bill hasn't "Multiplied" ?

Re: The Last Word
 

 

 
So let me get this straight.
 
You think "HULK" is better than "Batman Begins" and you LIKED Buffy Seasons 6 and 7,
 
And you're giving the Prozac to the CAT ??????

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 
Hey Death Tribble:
 
Welcome to the Over 40 gaming crowd.
 
Pull up a chair, and make yourself comfortable. If you want to swap "Back in the Day when I was a young Hottie.." stories, feel free to PM me anytime. At 43, I'm getting used to not being young anymore. Thank God I no longer need to dress sexy when it's below freezing out. I can wear my sweats, big down jacket and comfortable, non-slip shoes. That's one perk.
I'm sure if you look, you can find some too.
Happy Birthday. Here's to at least 40 more !

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
 

 
"Thank yew, thank yew ..."
"You're at the National Pine Tree Association Awards, you schmuck!!"

Re: The cranky thread
 
I know the feeling, Hermit. I once had to tape the lens to my glasses because the frame had broken. I only had about $8 in my account, so I couldn't get a new pair. The lens popped out during Latin class, which caused the instructor to exclaim, "Good Lord, his eye popped out!" The only response I could say was "Yeah, it did."
 
My cold isn't much better despite two days of rest. Whenever I blow my nose, it sets off the dog because he thinks someone is ringing the doorbell.