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Re: Creepy Pics. Some of those images are -truly- sickening. As in I think Im going to hurl...

Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster I gave up Lent for women in catsuits. So it all evens out.

Re: Creepy Pics. Ugh.

Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster But if Snooki is pregnant, that means that someone... had... to.....*shudder* *hurl*

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Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster At least, thats what they TELL people the implants are for.....

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... More Embria quotes: Rhiannon: Cute Blonde Half-Elf Knight (looks like Hayden Panetierre) Chyra: Adorable Girly-Goth Necromancress (looks like Skye Sweetnam) Varga: Magenta-haired Muscle-babe Barbarian (looks like Phoenix from American Gladiators) Metreon: Gandalf-in-training (looks like Ian McKellan when he was about 35) ----------------- Rhiannon: Im just not sure that giving your followers sex toys sends the right message... -------------- Chyra: If it was a Lich, it would act more intelligent. Rhiannon: Maybe its just a low-down dirty son-of-a-Lich! ------------------- Varga (OOC): *rolls dice* ....My initiative check just bounced :/ ------------------ GM: You see more Mephits. Chyra (OOC): ITS THE MEPHIT SHOW! [/Kermit] ----------- Metreon: The first rule of Mage Club is you dont talk about Mage Club. Varga: You have a "Mage Club"? Metreon: I cant talk about it. --------------- (This one is from a while ago) Chyra (OOC): Im thinking of Flying to the Boar's Head Inn. Metreon (OOC): We're 9th Level, but let's not abuse it. So...Im going to Teleport upstairs to the bathroom, and then I'll join you. -------------------------- Metreon (OOC): So wait...Im the "weenie" here? Rhiannon (OOC): You're the robe-wearing book-nerd Varga (OOC): Where do you think the pointy hat comes from? SWIRLIES! ------------------ GM: You see the Elven village... Varga (OOC): Its a Tree House! A TREEEEE HOUSE! [/CharletonHeston]

Re: Creepy Pics. Actually, this phobia predates Jaws by at least 5 years.

Re: Creepy Pics.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings Awesome! That is totally sig-worthy

Re: Creepy Pics. I couldnt tell the smaller figure was a puppet. Big toothy fish coming at me from dark water... *shudder* @_@ Thats a MAJOR phobia of mine.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... THE RETURN OF THE EMBRIA GAME! Some of these are new quotes. Some of these are old quotes I didnt get around to posting. Chyra: Adorable teen Necromancress Rhiannon: Armor-plated, newly-minted Queen of the Elves, and Professional Speedbump (Fighter in plate) Varga: Magenta-haired Mighty Barbarienne Metreon the Black: Mysterious Mage Avanriel: Loyal follower of Queen Rhiannon, and Elven Druid ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chyra the Cute Necromancer: *Arrives riding her huge Animated Blue-Dragon Skeleton* Rhiannon: Oh! You brought "Whitey"! Varga: ...I suppose thats a better name than "Boner"... ---------------------- GM: Youre being followed by a pack of hungry wolves. Chyra (OOC): If they want the bones from my Dragon, theyre gonna have to fight it! ;P ---------------------- Metreon: What did I do to deserve this?!? Varga: Do you want it alphabetically? Or numerically? ----------------- Avanriel the Druid (OOC): Ill track the Chief's son and his friends, as a wolf. GM: You can easily find their trail. Avanriel (OOC): Do I smell weed and alcohol? Chyra (OOC): More like stupidity and porn. -------------------- GM: The warning is in Druidic. Avanriel (OOC): Waitaminute...they wrote the WARNING in Druidic?!? You know, writing your dire, life-or-death warning in your SECRET CLUBHOUSE LANGUAGE is a really D*CK MOVE! ----------------------- GM: You see some "bee-looking" people. They have yellow and black striped skin, big eyes, and wings... Rhiannon (OOC): Can I identify the "bee-looking" people? GM: Make a knowledge check for either Nature or The Planes. Rhiannon: *rolls* .....Six. Varga: *rolls* Twenty three! GM: *to Rhi* You have NO idea what they are. Rhiannon (OOC): OK. GM: *to Varga* These creatures are called the "Bee Folk", and- Rhiannon: OH I COULD HAVE GUESSED THAT! :PpPpPpPp -------------------------- Metrion (OOC): My staff is now Bane vs. Metagaming. ------------------- GM: The Hobgoblin soldier returns with a Human who looks... a little oppressed. Rhiannon (OOC): Is that a euphamism for "a lot oppressed"? GM: Well...yes. ---------------------- Chyra: *brings out her pack of Skeletal Wolves and her Gnoll Skeletons, to defend the town against a Hobgoblin strike force* Young Bard: Its all true! Everything they say about you in town is true! Im going to tell everyone that you traffic with the dead! Chyra: *calmly* And if I were worried about that, would I have brought them out to play? Bard: Well...um...I better not end up like them! I want a proper burial if I die! Varga: Then be smart... Chyra: Dont die! *evil grin* -------------------- Chyra (OOC): I order my Minotaur skeleton to use its enchanted oil to make its weapon magical, temporarily. GM: *Mimes the Skeleton doing so, but like it was...um... "pleasuring" itself.* Chyra: I soooooo did not need to see that @_@ ---------------- Metreon: ...You SHATTERED the Force Cage! ...Varga, youre not supposed to be able to DO that! Varga: No one told ME that! ;D

Re: Creepy Pics. THANK YOU for posting my personal phobia..... @_@;; (Why oh why do I keep looking at this thread RIGHT before I go to bed?!?)

Re: Creepy Pics. I may never sleep again @_@

Re: Creepy Pics. I will never sleep again.

Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster Word. I tried to rep you, but yadda yadda yadda...

Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster Its amazing how many people self-identify as Christians, and yet seem to do the exact OPPOSITE of what Jesus said to do. That loud minority makes the reasonable majority of Christians look askew to the rest of the world, sometimes.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Seconded!

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Oh category 9 at least.... More quotes from the funny farm I game with... (Note: These have been piling up for a while...there may be a few more than usual) -------------------------------------- EMBRIA GAME (see my sig for character pics) Rhiannon - Fighter/Rogue in Full Plate, and Queen of the Elves (now) Idril Losselhelen - Rhi's main advisor, court wizard, and senechal (I think its the senechal...might be the castillan...or the major-dodo...) Melissandra - The wizard formerly known as Metreon (there was this magic belt, you see...) Varga - Barbarian Babe with magenta hair, and general force of nature Chyra - Adorable filthy-cute teen necromancer Leigh - Priest of Pelor the Sun God Helda - Varga's little sister and team rogue ------------------- Idril (OOC): I cant cast that. Its from one of my barred schools. Rhiannon (OOC): *Excitedly* YOURE A BARD?!? Idril: *Dignified Wizardly facepalm* --------------------- As we explore a posh merchant's guild's headquarters (and apparent pleasure palace), Melissandra keeps seeing things she wants for the Black Tower she inherited from her mentor Aganathzar the Unnecessarily Grumpy (as we know him). Rhiannon: *Fights a massive animated ivory statue of an elephant that was in their foyer* Water Elemental: *Rises up out of the fountain pool when Rhi gets too close* Rhiannon: Whoops! Bonus critter! Water elemental! Melissandra: *wistfully* I so have to get one of those! Varga: SHOP LATER! > : ( Rhiannon: Melissandra is just experiencing a case of Palace Envy Melissandra: My palace flies! My palace flies! Varga: *Decides whether to clobber the elemental, the elephant statue...or Melissandra* ---------------------- Best Hypothetical Album Title of the Week: "Evil Beyond the Door", by Summonable Balrog ------------------ Indie Album runner-up: "Tiger Head and the One Eyed Elephant" ----------------- Melissondra (OOC): So I turn to him and say- Simba the Loud Cat: MEOW! All : O_O (No seriously, it was ear-splitting) --------------- GM: *Describes the inhabitants of a room, including a creepy, skeletal figure with writhing luminescent purple squirmy worn-things for guts* Rhiannon (OOC): Ah, la Morgh....* (*If this isnt funny to you, consult a Pathfinder Bestiary. If it still isnt funny after that, learn a few French phrases. If it still isnt funny.... Im so very sorry, but we do try...) ---------------------- Metreon (OOC): Its OK. Im just me. Rhiannon (OOC): I think one of those statements nullifies the other. Metreon (OOC): ...Yeah, probably. ---------------------- Album Title of that Week: "The Vampire Waits for No One", by Chamber of Seacrest ----------------------- Helda (OOC): Im TENTH LEVEL now! Give me some f***ing credit! Metreon (OOC): Youre a rogue! Steal it! ;P -------------------- Rhiannon: *Looks over the sea of shambling, rotting figures* Well....they certainly look..."zombesque" --------------------- Surcoat the group will not allow Rhiannon to wear: "Bahamut for the Win, B**ches!" -------------------- Chyra (OOC): Chyra does not know the meaning of the word "underwear" --------------------- Rhiannon: *Kicks open the entryway of the Nightfang Spire* Metreon: *Looking inside* Girallons....f**k this guy for bringing Girallons.... ------------------------ GM: ...And one of the Girallons is larger than the others, and wearing a leather mask... Rhiannon (OOC): Look out! Its Girallon Grodd! Metreon (OOC): If it WAS Girallon Grodd, hed put the mask on another 4-armed ape... ---------------------- Metreon (OOC): Its a non-dismissable spell. Its there! Its proud! Its...not...really going anywhere...That doesnt really rhyme, but you know what I mean -------------------- Varga: *Looking at the room full of 4-armed apes* So..."Get em"? Rhiannon: I guess so. I keep trying to be all clever and tactical, but things just wont let me! -------------------- Rhiannon (OOC): I activate my Flaming Sword, using the command word- Varga (OOC): "KA-BOB!" -------------------- Rhiannon (OOC): Surfer Apes Must Die! ---------------------- Metreon (OOC): There are only two Alignments in the world; "In Our Way" and "Not"! -------------------- GM: ...It looks similar to the undead thing you fought that was with the undead Dragon. Rhiannon: He looks pretty fly, for a Wight guy. *Moves her figure on the map* (OOC) OK, Im moving to here... GM: OK, just let me draw in aaaaaaaall the little daggers flying from the GM towards Rhi... Rhiannon: ------------------ Rhiannon: " "Mister Stitches"?!? You called THAT thing "Mister Stitches"?! Chyra: What?! Its a cat! Metreon: In the sense that it has a stupid name, yes. Otherwise...... ----------------- Chyra (OOC): Chyra looks up at Mean Mister Sun GM: The Sun looks down on you....It doesnt like you ---------------- Metreon (OOC): Im just lazy....But if it looks like "Wisdom" to you, Ill take it ----------------- Eydar: Allurielle? Yes, shes a nice girl from a good tower... ------------------ Metreon (OOC): What did I ever do to deserve this? Varga (OOC): Do you want it alphabetically, or numerically? ;P

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... A few from a fun Pathfinder game... Taldore: Handsome Cleric of the Sun God Solvorn (Looks like Ryan McPartlin; Captain Awesome from "Chuck") Sky: Gorgeous Amazon Barbarienne (looks like Jessica Alba in fringed leather) Rebecca: Evil-curious ex-Paladin (looks like Christina Aguilera) Ariel: Elven ranger/forester (looks like Keira Knightley) ----------------------- Rebecca: Its funny how a collapsed lung can mess up your spellcasting... ---------------------- The PCs have defeated an entire encampment of bandits, who were hiding out in some ruins of an old castle. They are led by a fallen Knight, who was out on a patrol with a squad of his men when the adventurers struck. Among the fallen was a witch, and among her possessions was an Alter Self potion. Sky comes up with a cunning plan.... The PC's: *Hide all the bodies and dismantle the camp, so that the ruins look deserted* The Fallen Knight: *Sends a scout in to have a look* Sky: *Ganks the scout, out of sight of the Knight, behind the half-collapsed wall where she predicted a scout would go* Taldore: *Quaffs the potion, and makes himself look like the scout* Taldore-in-disguise: *Waves the bandits in* Fallen Knight: The camp is EMPTY?!? Taldore-in-disguise: Everythings gone. What do you think, sir? ...Kobolds maybe? Fallen Knight: When did YOU become funny? The fallen Knight and his men move forward to see if they can find any clue as to where their camp went....and the rest (meaning the bandits) is history. ------------------------------ Ariel (OOC): I intended to make a female version of Legolas...or do I repeat myself? ------------------------- Ariel (OOC): We're woodsy people. We're a woodsy people. Sky (OOC): Technically, I believe the term is "Arboreal Americans" ;P ---------------------- Sky (OOC): Its like in Tolkein, where EVERYTHING has at least FIVE names. "The Elves named it Shalliexsplainitagain, but to the Dwarves it was Khozzisedzo. The first Humans in this region called it Bob. Bob became Robert, and over time Robert became known simply as Nebachannezzer......." *eyeroll* ---------------------- Rebecca (OOC): Bandits just need some bushes to hide behind, and a stick. PIRATES need to outfit a whole SHIP, so theres kind of a bottle-neck... ----------------- Whilst fighting Yuan-Ti in the storm tunnels.... Sky (OOC...mostly): Im sick of all these muthaf***in SNAKES in this muthaf***in DRAIN! ------------------- Sky (OOC): How many Charleton heston impersonations can we FIT into one encounter?!? Taldore (OOC): Its a Madhouse! A MADHOUSE!.....From-my-cold-dead-hands! [/Heston] ----------------------- GM: One of the cultists uses "Cause Fear"... Sky (OOC): He whipped out a Thetan meter?!? ----------------- Taldore (OOC): I channel positive energy. The Barghest is an evil Outsider, right? Rebecca: Feel the @$$-reaming fist of the Great God Solvorn! Taldore: ...We're sending you BACK to catechism school! ------------------- Taldore (OOC): I do my daily morning devotions to Solvorn Sky (OOC): "Solvorn! Solvorn! Youre our guy! You bring light to all the sky! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay SOLVORN!" [/pompom] ----------------- GM: *Puts his hands to either side of his eyes like horse-blinders* Look! Its "Rebecca-world!" ----------------- Sky (OOC): I wish my Charisma stat was higher... Rebecca (OOC): Keep saying that. SOMEONE might be a Genie! ------------------- GM: The Lizardmen are crouched down an embankment, by a creek. They are huddled around in a group, looking up reverently at a glowing blue ball of swirly light, hovering just above their heads. They seem to be talking to it, and it is talking back. Sky (OOC): So...what is their Dragon Ball saying? ------------------------ Ariel (OOC): I tried to make this character as "Legolas" as I could. I even cast the character as a cute blonde chick! ---------------------- Sky (OOC): Knock knock Rebecca (OOC): Who's there? Sky (OOC): Wendi Rebecca (OOC): Wendi who? Sky (OOC): Wendigo nom-nom-nom!

Re: Your opinions on the Become Vampire device? My only two complaints with it are (a) you cant custom-craft your avatar. All male vampires look alike; all female vampires look alike. ( You cant use any other Device while youre using Become Vampire. Which makes completing some of your missions simply impossible, if you WANT to play AS the vampire. Other than that, its aces!

Re: Submitted for your approval: 10 too human aliens. I started calling them Species 867-5309...and now all my friends do, too

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... [Nightwing and Batgirl are catching up, as Nightwing has recently graduated and Batgirl has just started college] Nightwing (OOC): Im going to take Barbara to the Iceberg Lounge for dinner. I hear its very swanky. Catwoman (OOC): Its one of the hottest places in town! Batgirl (OOC): So to speak. ------------------------------------------------------ Nightwing: So, what are you studying? Batgirl: Criminology and Library Science. Nightwing: So, youre basically going for your father's job? Batgirl: I guess you could say that.... Im going to put him in a really nice home, tho Nightwing: I can just see him and Bruce terrorizing the nurses Batgirl: With Selina as the "crazy cat lady" down the hall! ------------------------ [At the Iceberg Lounge] Batgirl: So, what was your degree in? Nightwing: Business, minoring in Criminology. Batgirl: ...We really should start looking to see which are the best homes.....Maybe we can get the Wayne Foundation to pay for it? ---------------------- Nightwing: See you tomorrow? Batgirl: Same Bat-time! Same Bat-channel! Nightwing: *Facepalm* GM: Across town, Batman screams. ---------------------- Batgirl (OOC): Is Daddy home? its after midnight. Catwoman (OOC): ....I....went to a bad place. its not "Like That" in the Gordon husehold, is it? Everyone: NO! ---------------- GM: How come every time I run this game, the cat jumps into your lap? Catwoman (OOC): *petting the kitty* Hes my prop! -------------------- Alfred: Ah! Miss Selina How good to see you. Do come in.... *sotto voce* Ill just hide the silverware....and Master Tims copy of "Thundercats the Movie" just to be safe... --------------------- Nightwing (OOC): I was just going to do some gymnastics in the back yard, to stay in shape. Catwoman (OOC): Ill head out back, and perch on something until he notices me. Batgirl (OOC): Just watching D*ck swinging around, out there in the open? ;P -------------------- Superman: *Heat visions Dr. Ivo's 150' tall robot's missiles AS they come out of the racks, blowing up the missiles and the racks at the same time* Lois: TELL ME you got that! Jimmy: I got it...I got it....(it almost got us, but)....can we go now? Lois: THIS is where the story is! You want to be a reporter, dont you?!? Jimmy: I want to be a LIVE reporter....I realize I hadnt specified that, and that was my oversight.... ----------------- Lois: Congratulations on that amazing picture, Jimmy! .....And if you win a Pulitzer before I do, Ill kill you! Clark Kent: Now, Lois...you dragged him into this.... --------------- Perry White: We need to get Superman's attention! Throw Lois out a window or something! ---------------- ---------------- [And in another world] Troubleshooter: In a case of strong national security, imminent domain can be applied to permit the government to confiscate your panties... ---------------- Monarch (OOC): You poured ORANGE JUICE over your cornflakes? Troubleshooter (OOC): ...Yeah Monarch (OOC): *Deadpans to the GM* I say nothing. ------------- Monarch (OOC): I forgot my biscuit. It wasnt mine yet. But I forgot it. *Takes the last biscuit* ------------- GM: Make a notice check. Guardian Alpha (OOC): *Rolls a critical fail* I am Completely Oblivious...of the Clan O'Blivious

Re: Alternate Sexualities in Champions and Supers settings Im playing Batman in a DC Origins game set in the 60s. Bruce Wayne is a hetero man-tramp. Batman was supposed to be an asexual identity...but I just met Catwoman and that idea just kind of went out the window....

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... So we're playing Pathfinder when this exchange takes place... GM: You know...the way this is written, you could take -anything- as a Profession, and make money at it. Anything at all! As long as you make your roll, you get money for the week. Anushka (OOC): Gargle eggs! Azyrabett (OOC): Juggle sheep! Start barfights! Xasha (OOC): Paint people blue! GM: Exactly! Say you took "Kick guardmen in the b*lls" as your skill. So you make your roll, and you earn your money! "I made my roll. I spent the week kicking Guardsmen in the b*lls, and I got 7 gold pieces!" Azyrabett (OOC): Its all the change spilling out of their pockets as they cry -------------------------------- GM: He thought that if he hit you with a BARREL of Alchemist's Fire, youd stop shooting at them. Azyrabett (OOC): No, I wasnt interested in that ------------------ Xasha had been captured and held as a prisoner/slave in Anhkara, a region based on mythic Egypt. Her friends rescued her, and now they face a powerful foe who had deceived them and helped with her capture. Lortil urMord: Ah, pretty Xasha, you have escaped! I confess, I did not expect you or your friends here for several days. So....how was Ankhara? *Leers* Xasha - High Priestess of the Raven Queen: Ankhara? Well....the sand gets in your eyes *Hits urMord and his Devil-girl ally with a Holy Smite, damaging and blinding them* urMord: Aaaaaaagh! Hot Devil-girl Ally: Aieeeee! Xasha: ....And it was a bit warm. *Drops a FLAME STRIKE on urMord, blasting him with a column of holy flame ten feet across* urMord: *Sizzles*