Cancer

* Cancer belches *

Talk about whatever

Star gazing

NUKE IT FROM ORBIT!!!

Howl like banshees

Drink more

Argue about dumb playcalls

From the fanblog of a 49ers' divisional rival:

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It is the sixth loss for Kyle Shanahan as either a play-calling offensive coordinator and/or head coach in the postseason. His teams have blown 10+ point leads in five of them.

Except that I'm no fan of KC, almost makes me wish I'd watched.

I've had two of the three pens I habitually carry fail on me today.  One was a failure mode I'd never seen before.  Yeesh.  I have lots of backups, but it required me to go home to get them, since the only functioning one left was the red one.

And, the cats are especially needy this morning now that I am home, for no discernable reason.  Must Get Pets And Lap Time.

Turn-around jump shots

Tackles

Commercials

2 hours ago, Asperion said:

A: You transformed that wine into vacuum. 

Q: Why do you keep yelling, "YOU SUCK!" at me?

A: In my defense, once I body-checked all those around me out of the district, there was no one left to drink it but me.

Dunno.  He's too cerebral for a Super Bowl crowd.

My daughter sent me pictures of a smooth lumpsucker. 

We have the spiny kind locally.

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These are the saddest of possible words:
"Tinker to Evers to Chance."
Trio of bear cubs, and fleeter than birds,
Tinker and Evers and Chance.
Ruthlessly pricking our gonfalon bubble,
Making a Giant hit into a double -–
Words that are heavy with nothing but trouble:
"Tinker to Evers to Chance."

Local media.

Hm.  He was one of the leading candidates for the Seahawks' offensive coordinator job. 

2 hours ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: Apparently there is some kind of football match this weekend? What's up with that?

Orders of magnitude more money than there should be.

Many problems seem more tractable after a decent night's sleep.

2 hours ago, death tribble said:

Cancer, what exactly was that bet you struck with Azathoth ?

Like the old advert said: "Betcha can't eat just one!"

Y'know, like that time I took you to the erotic bakery and got you a pastie.  And then you spend fifteen quid on ... other things ....

Is that Paradaxe, illegitimate child of Farahslax?

Dodreckahedron: a twelve-sided solid filled with unspeakable slime.

The total eclipse of the Sun crossing North America happens two months from today.  Totality comes ashore at Mazatlan and runs northeast across Mexico and through central Texas, stepping on Little Rock, central Indiana, western Ohio (including Cleveland), across parts of New England and southern Ontario and Quebec, and the Maritime Provinces of Canada.  See the Great American Eclipse page for more information.

Quadrille pads