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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 
Okay, this one hasn't popped up in any of my campaigns, but it came into my mind the other day and I can't think of anywhere else to use it.
 
FIGHTER: You're talking to a myconid?
 
ROGUE: Hey, he's actually a fungi.
 
[You might want to say it out loud...]

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 

 
NP: Everyone's picking on me. This game is too hard. I quit.
 
GM: Why is my player base so stagnant?
 
Hero Games: Why are our sales not going up? Where are all the new players?
 
Off topic to the thread, but maybe the new player would have a better time, and be up to speed faster, if someone actually helped them, instead of yelling at them and abusing them for making errors. I like to get an experienced player to "buddy" the new player for a few sessions (freeing the GM from this task).

Re: The cranky thread
 
Have you been eating right?
 
Are you coming down with the Sinus bug that is going around?
 
Good luck.
 

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 
Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
 
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
 
So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.
 
"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says. "President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
 
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.
 
"The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time." Off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."
 
Bubba disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. By the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?"
 
His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, " Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 
How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way
 
Instructions on how to clean your toilet
 

 
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
 
 
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
 
 
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
 
 
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
 
 
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
 
 
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
 
 
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
 
 
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
 
 
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
 
 
Sincerely,
 
 
The Dog
 

Re: The cranky thread
 
please send best wishes. My dad had that happen in North Little Rock, at Camp Robinson. 1800 miles from home...
 

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 
Mightybec And Hyper-man want to belatedly dance at your wedding.

Re: The cranky thread
 

whatever i can do to help.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 
That reminds me of the bad one my hunters education instructor told...
 
Joe and Bob are out in the woods hunting. Due to a stupid/tragic/name your choice accident, Joe Shoots Bob. Joe does what he can, then takes Bob to the Hospital. He asks the Doctore "Is he going to make it?"
The Doctor replies
"He would have been ok if you hadn't skinned and gutted him."
 

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 
Damn, I can't give yourep for a while!
 
3 points!
 
 

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 
This whole "must spread rep around first" thing is getting on my nerves.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 

By your command!! I present bouncing boobies! 
The image is still too big, but I'll reduce the size if it will be of any use.