lemming

After bringing in a dog with some bad vomit issues (along with a sample):
Me :  "Do you want the photo of the vomit?"   (Before I figured out a good way to bring a sample in, I did photograph it)
Vet : "I like your photographery so I'm sure it's a beautiful photo, but no."
 
I did make a nice b&w image out of it, thinking of sending a 20"x30" of it to him... 

After bringing in a dog with some bad vomit issues (along with a sample):
Me :  "Do you want the photo of the vomit?"   (Before I figured out a good way to bring a sample in, I did photograph it)
Vet : "I like your photographery so I'm sure it's a beautiful photo, but no."
 
I did make a nice b&w image out of it, thinking of sending a 20"x30" of it to him... 

After bringing in a dog with some bad vomit issues (along with a sample):
Me :  "Do you want the photo of the vomit?"   (Before I figured out a good way to bring a sample in, I did photograph it)
Vet : "I like your photographery so I'm sure it's a beautiful photo, but no."
 
I did make a nice b&w image out of it, thinking of sending a 20"x30" of it to him... 

It was before we became more fearful.

"Don't mess with someone walking through the hall holding two plungers."

Photogragrapher recreates Children's Nightmares
 

 
http://twed.com/12-seriously-disturbing-pictures-of-childrens-nightmares/

This is pretty neat. And it belongs here in the Nice Happy Thread. 
 

 
Good on you, Lift Labs.

I think you're thinking of, "How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?"

An orange.

This one is special.
This is my 200th received commission piece.
http://www.deviantart.com/messages/#/art/B7-Troopers-439891341?_sid=307880a0

The forums need a button that means, "I hurl because of this post".

<knee jerk response>
Don't declaw cats.  it's an amputation and causes a lot of side effects, often in behaviour.

and

After incautiously mentioning at dinner with the dean and provost last night that we'd had a couple of star parties in the last three months on the roof using the telescope in the dome there, I expect now that we'll be prohibited from doing that again, and probably they'll take the bill for changing the locks out of our budget.
 
I utterly despise small-souled administrative types.

I've started doing some volunteer work for National Mill Dog Rescue and went to visit last week.  I'll be going thru the volunteer photos remotely, but when I go out I'll get some more images of the beasties.

Sellouts!
 
(Autocorrect wants to change that to 'eelpouts'. Srsly wtf apple. )

I got the new job!

Q: How many TV executives does it take to change a light bulb?
 
 
A: Does it have to be a light bulb?

Drops?  Your eyes are on fire. I would have used a firehose.  Or maybe an extinguisher.

Reminds me of:

Nazilla

It's been a few years since the version of that sort of thing that I've seen.
 
I find myself mourning the loss of Arpanet like the High Men of Middle-Earth mourned the downfall of Númenor.

Within highly constrained limits, yes.
 
My department chair after reading it congratulated me for being the first person to use the word SNAFU in one of those documents.