Narf the Mouse

Re: Jokes

Still can't compare to Batman: TAS Joker.

Re: Answers & Questions

Q: 2A or not 2A?

 

A: I'm looking for a seven-letter word that's a synonym for "Antidisestablishmentarian", but I don't think it exists.

Psst: "Patriot"

Re: "Neat" Pictures

There's a candidate for genre crossover mashups: Twilight of the Gods

...I must now hate you, and plot your destruction.

Re: The "Nice Happy" Thread

Awesome.

Re: Jokes

Well' date=' ain't this place a geographical oddity...two weeks from everywhere.[/quote']

...Quick, go to another star system!

Re: Jokes

Then tell people to stop staring.

Aww, do you have the blues?

Re: Musings on Random Musings

That's kinda my point: around here' date=' even if there aren't any dogs in front of you, the view [i']still[/i] doesn't change.

 

Actually, I take that back. The corn is gradually turning brown. (Because of the drought.)

Ah, you mean like Saskatchawan, the flattest part of Canada.

How flat is it? Well, once, a farmer watched his dog run away...

...For three days.

Thank you, folks, I'll be here all week.

Re: Jokes

I could get you a pillow. Would that help your knees?

Not really; it's stairs that are a problem.

Re: Jokes

Sooo' date=' you've already been fixed? [/quote']

What's out there for knees that hurt?

Re: Musings on Random Musings

I used to think "If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes."

 

But I've been living here in MiddleOfNowhereVille for a couple of years now, and as far as I can tell the view never changes, period.

Stop looking at the behinds of the dogs in front of you!

Life is too short to live it for money, power or prestige.

Re: And now, for your daily dose of cute...

To get the ball. I'm confused as to why you're confused...

Didn't see it.

Re: "Neat" Pictures

Come with me on this journey.

 

Let's see: One is a washed-up, dried-out old man who can't even electrocute someone properly; the other is an Eldritch Abomination who could be anywhere.

Why settle?

Re: And now, for your daily dose of cute...

Obviously he doesn't want to get wet.

...But why'd he go in the pool, even on a raft, in the first place?!

...Never mind, my Precognition (Common Sense SFX) already knows your answer.

Re: And now, for your daily dose of cute...

spoilered for animation

 

 

...Wut?

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

I think the image of a Sister of Battle in an apron and smiling like a Stepford Wife will now haunt me.

Warhammer 40K is full of horrors.

...But enough about the Humies.

Re: "Neat" Pictures

Gah! Don't make me decide!!

River was a Mary Sue, complete with Tragic Power-up Background.

Darth Vader was a whiny kid who couldn't stand being called "Annie".

Harry Potter was only a protagonist because the novels were about him.

Doctor Who is a Dark Marty Stu, complete with Tragic Background and Plot-Control Powers.

Fluttershy.

Re: "Neat" Pictures

"Hmm, I think I'll fall asleep on my really sharp sword."

Re: Jokes

Fixed it for ya.

Nope. I'm Canadian.

Re: And now, for your daily dose of cute...

...Now you Let go!

Re: Jokes

He wouldn't mind drinking from a canopic jar' date=' though.[/quote']

"You have a terrible drinking problem!"

 

"But Mummy, I just can't stop!"

 

...I regret nothing!

Re: Jokes

Mummies are just Zombies with a good Health plan!

A Zombie wouldn't eat a Mummy - No brains.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

I got it. I just didn't care.

CES

Same.

Re: The "Nice Happy" Thread

Well' date=' I ate good food today. All day and night. I made my EGO rolls at -8 because I was starving and did not eat junk chocolate from the Drugstore when I was out. I had cheese, crackers and grapes instead from the WAWA across the street. My cough is a bit better already.[/quote']

Yaay!

Re: Paladin Martial Art?

That doesn't sound like a "puny zombie" - you're talking about a level of defence 50% higher than hardened steel: tough enough to bounce without harm - on average - a rock hurled by a catapult or a two-handed axe wielded by the mightiest of barbarians. A half dozen zombies with that level of toughness would tear through any kind of normal soldiery.

 

cheers, Mark

I was being ironic.

Re: Jokes

I decided this morning that we should have brats for breakfast. I figured' date=' what's the wurst that could happen?[/quote']

CMOT Dibbler.