mattingly

True story: Last night was my third date with a certain gal. We watched a movie at her place. I offered to cook. I meant to text her, "Are you allergic to anything, or is there something you otherwise don't like?" But it came out as,

Got yer nose!

For a show with a similar vibe, but quite compelling, I recommend Paper Girls in Amazon.

I wall not shunt.

So Palpatine wants Padme dead but doesn’t want to do it himself so he gets Count Dooku to do it but he doesn’t want to do it himself so he hires Jango Fett and he doesn’t want to do it himself so he hires a Shapeshifter and she doesn’t want to do it herself so she sends a robot here’s the best part the robot doesn’t want to do it himself so he sends these things.

MOVIE I HATE: Titanic MOVIE I THINK IS OVERRATED: The Phantom MOVIE I THINK IS UNDERAPPRECIATED: They Live MOVIE I LOVE: Big Trouble in Little China MOVIE I CAN WATCH OVER AND OVER: Fifth Element MOVIE THAT MADE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH MOVIES: The Gods Must be Crazy MOVIE I WISH I MADE: The Princess Bride MOVIE THAT CHANGED MY LIFE: The Wizard of Speed and Time MOVIE THAT SURPRISED ME: Groundhog Day GUILTY PLEASURE: I laugh at the concept of guilt! MOVIE I SHOULD HAVE SEEN BY NOW BUT HAVEN'T: Any of the Godfathers MOVIE TRILOGY MASTERPIECE: Bill & Ted MOVIE MASTERPIECE: The Addams Family

Excerpt from Lindy West’s book The Witches are Coming.

Very humerus.

My favorite gag from the Boris & Natasha movie starring Dave Thomas and Sally Kellerman.