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    I got a dog that used to belong to a blacksmith. As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.
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    The Coolies release a record called Dig. Their second album was called Doug. The liner notes said, "If you dug Dig, you'll dig Doug."
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    I ate a kids meal at McDonald’s today. His mom got really angry.
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    My wife said I never buy her roses. I didn't even know she sold roses.
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    Finally got around to Hail Mary, from Andy Weir. Not quite as good as The Martian, but still quite good. The audiobook really enhanced the experience.
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    I second: Ben Edlund Jim Starlin I nominate: Chuck Dixon
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    I started delivering for Papa John's back when they had 5 stores total. I delivered for 6 or 7 years. Back when it was a small operation, he was totally a fine boss.
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    Better ingredients, better hurricane.
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    Ooh! I didn't notice that! My only complains is that I wish it had been longer so we'd get more. I never thought I'd see .
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    It is vegan-free.
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    I highly recommend Evil Dead: The Musical if you ever get the chance to see it on stage.
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    Truth in advertising.
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    Heard this morning... Why did the turtle cross the road?
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    I saw The League of Super-Pets on Saturday. It was pretty fun.
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    The Number Two movie for Indiana Jones.
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