Tim
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Q: Did you here about what Kara did last year? A: Twenty years ago, we were all thirty years younger.
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Q: What does the woman with no anme look like? A: 20 miles of small intestines.
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Q: What is kinkier than a bathtub full of vegtable oil? A; The check is in the postman.
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Q: What is your greatest strength, Mr.Ambiguios? A: I just shot Tigger.
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Q: WHat did Kryten yell after the Red Drawf crew had finally killed the Evil Lemon Curry? A: Red, Green, and Yellow.
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Q: What was the slogan for the first openly gay car manufacturer that competed with Henry Ford? A; Buy one and we openly laugh at you.
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Q: WHy do you need a 55 gallon drum of Pepto? A: I never met a man I didn't loathe.
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Q: WHat is the concept of Survivor, Cannibal Island? A: A show of hands and a flea dip.
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Q: Your local politicians are campaigning in pink tutus? A: he tore my face off, the spit down the hole.
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Q: Need help putting that futon together? A: Just call me angel (BTW: Dr. Pepper is a Pepsi Co. product)
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Q: What is your opiniion about the Sahara Desert? A: He's the best of the big cats.
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Q: Why did you steal that truck full of beer? That only added to your sentence. A: A four woman jello wrestling free-for-all.
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Q: Are you allowed to lift women's skirts and look at their underwear? A: It's you.
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Q: What campaign slogan is sure to get you elected in HillBilly country? A: I don't know where THAT came from.
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Q: What's that you're eating? A: When in the intercourse of human events.
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Q: How do you discribe the Average politician? Q: Damn, it reeks in here! What did you have for lunch? A: First it was light, then it was dark. Then Light, then dark. light. Dark. Light. Dark. Then I sneezed.
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Q: How did you hide the 1 hex hole in the wall? A: Sawhorse shoes
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Q: What did Mightybec eat for lunch at the Mexican resturant? A: Then Ted kennedy jumped onto a table and started singing "Danny Boy" while doing a striptease.
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Q: Galadorn is dating Gloria Steinem? A: And that is how I became a victim of gas warfare.
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Q: What that in your hands? A: I made a latex cast of it just in case.
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Q: What is standard fare when the 3 Muskeeters go on dates? A: Caus Art Bella
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The color skeem (sp?) dates back to 3rd Eds. Enemies II book was in the works. A generic bad guy was on the front cover, realizing that the fans would want his stats, they created Foxbat! The rest is history.
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From what I remember reading (It's been a few years) It should also take the concentration lim, and extra time.
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Q: Your comptueer has a virus? Which one? A: It's behind the green door.
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Q: What is the major problem with elves between the ages of 250years and 500 years? A: Saturday night on a case of crank case oil.