Tim

DC Wins: Strength Benchmark - Supes is the strongest there is and outlifts Hulk or Thor Speed Benchmark - C'mon. Flash vs... Quicksilver. No contest. Invulnerability Benchmark - Again Sues leads the way in this catagory. Magic Benchmark - Marvel has Doc Strange and Scarlet Witch. Most of the rest just come by earth every now and then. DC has Zatanna, Doctor Fate,and several other resident Maficians. Raw Power Benchmark - DC heros are generally way higher powered than Marvel. Marvel Wins: Mental Power Benchmark - I'm not sure who is more powerful Gorilla Grodd or Martian Manhunter, but neither can hold a candle to Prof X, Jean Grey, or any other Marvel telepath. Regen Benchmark - Lobo may be unkillable and regen back from anything, but so can Wolvie, Deadpool, and quite a few other Marve Heros AND Villians Dexterity Benchmark - In DC, Nightwing is considered to have the best agility. Marvel has Spidey, Nightcrawler, the Beast, and many more who should be able to tumble rings around him. Smarts Benchmark - DC has Batman for Detective work, Lex Lutor for science, and Gorilla Grodd.When they need Scientific Help, they turn to STAR labs. Marvel has Mr. Fantastic, Tony Stark, the Thinker, Herny Pym, and many others. When they need science help they turn to themselves. Leadership Benchmark - No one can out leadership Captian America, no one. Then follow behind with Cyclops, Storm, The Red Skull, etc. DC has Supes. I know I did not list all of the possible contenders of each, but I can't recall everybody. As for the Stealth Benchmark - I couldn't decide. DC has the Bat family, Black Canary, Catwoman, Deathstroke. Marvel has Spidey, Daredevil, Elektra, Psylocke, and a whole host of Ninjas. I couldn't decide.

FREd 5.5? Runs for cover.

Q: How do you want your Eggs, Mr. Spade? A: Survival, malls 14-

Q: What instructions are listed on your Gateway PC, for self mantainence? A: Fleeing is the better part of cowardice.

Seen on a button. And I'm guessing meant to be worn by a woman. "DIp me in Honey and throw me to the Lesbians."

Are you SURE you want to find out which we decide???

Q: Why are you dancing the peepee dance in you costume? A: Two wooden legs and a bottle of rum.

Q: Why are you carrying that drum of peanut butter into the football game? A: plaid

Q: Whya re you waving your arms about and chanting? A: 1000 lb. eyelids

Q: What do you want to do? You can either shave Mightybec's tush or get 'Deliveranced' by the Inquisitor. A: Mighty Morphine Power Pushers.

After your answer I couldnt resist.

Q: Do you want to ignore work and run around my office naked? A: The Cheese Police

Q: What do you get after eating the breakfast cooked by Rachel? A: The Thriller in Vanilla

Q: I'm an agent for intergalactic peace. Here to grant your world the knowledge needed to solve your worst diseases. Can you take me to your leaders? A: You are too sloppy

Q: What will you get if you use your HMO for medical help? A: Slice then dice.

Q: Why is all the metal utensils sticking to you? A: First I go to the left, then I go to the right, then I just wander around in circles.

Q: How do you know Boston still suffers from it's baseball curse? A: Long, black and Pendulant.

My cousin who was a CWO, was also on an Admiral's staff. (He liked to say it took him 15 years to only have to share a room with one other guy.) He could, on vague orders, go to the ship's captain and say "the Admiral requests..." and it would be followed.

Having had one cousin who attained Master Cheif Petty Officer (MCPO) in the Navy and another who attained Cheif Warrant Officer (CWO) in the Navy. Putting the cost of an Ensign or 2nd Lt. perk above enlisted ranks 8 and above (E8, E9, E10, WO1, WO2, WO3,) is wrong. The higher level Sargents and Petty Officers are actually in more control than the lower officer ranks (O1, O2).

We ARE being watched.

Q: Well, you have me at the point of a gun, what choices are you giving me? A: Captain Planet, He's our hero.

Q: Was is the Scotsman so bummed now that his sheep have been sold? A: Carbs, Carbs, Carbs. I WANT MY SUGAR!

Q: How did AL Queda get inside the animal shelter to blow it up? A: Free taxes with purchase

Q: What choices do I have for the torture session?

Q: What instructions were given to the cook at the fat farm? A: Drink up, it's only poison.