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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Only have a couple. Got some from Space Opera tonight, but that game uses a LOT of in-jokes that'd use too much time to explain. Instead, I'll give others that don't require much. Shadowrun: Runners have taken a run to rescue a young technomancer on a remote island sandwiched between hostile NAN territory and a facility of Aztechnology. To get there, they had to white-water raft. One section of the river had a while section of sharp rocks below very shallow water. Everyone makes their role to keep themselves from taking damage. All except Mina. Mina (ooc): "Geez, after that, am I still a virgin?" Me (GM): "Were you one in the first place?" Mina: *longish pause* "...No..." On getting backhanded by a fire elemental: Hank (ooc): "It's like being slapped with a hot pocket!"

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Couple more I forgot: GM: Glitch, you see on the camera feed that the animal control officer doesn't see the half-a-zombie crawling towards her. Glitch: "I press record. What happens on the hunt, stays on You Tube." Mike (OOC): "You're recording snuff?!" Glitch (OOC): "Have you *seen* some of the crap on You Tube? Seriously." ------------------- Laughing about half-a-zombie: GM: It's the top half of a zombie. It's not the legs. group: ::collective groan:: Mike (OOC): "That would'a been great. Just a set of legs wandering the city, kicking people." Glitch (OOC): "We could have made it our mascot. Stumpy!" group: ::stares awkwardly at me:: Glitch (OOC): "What? It'd be cool... I know I wasn't the only one thinking it!" ------------------------ Shuffling through my inbox: Glitch (mostly OOC): ::motions clicking through e-mails:: "Spam, Spam, Junk, Spam, Porn, Junk, Porn, Porn, HOLY CRAP, GHOSTS! ... Porn, Spam, Spam..."

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Space Opera: Discussing pregnant PCs: Me: “Don’t worry, the baby counts as armor!” ---------------------- It's a Party! Autumn: “Vodka with a cherry in it. I made fruit punch!” =================== Hunter the Vigil: Best without explanation: GM (OOC): “Hooray for racism Thursday!” --------------------- On the fate of a Hobo: Mike (IC): “He’s dead.” GM (OOC): “No, he’s alive-ish…” Glitch (me, OOC): “Alive-ish?” ---------------------- A guest star suggests a "both guns blazing" approach: Glitch: “When did we turn into Master Chief?” -------------------- Concerning, uh... different tactics: GM: “He throws the old man at you!” Kane (OOC): “Hobo-douken!” ----------------------- Stuck in a sewer: Kane: “Quick, throw the rope down!” Glitch: ::Buffalo Bill accent:: “It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.” Kane: “Very funny Hannibal!” -------------------------- On alternative medical treatments: Genevieve: “It’s a pudding cup with morphine and crushed up percocet in it.” Glitch (IC and OOC): “BEST. PUDDING. EVER.” --------------------------- On accents: Don't recall: “::Zombie groan::” Glitch: “Is that Belgian?” ---------------------------- We're getting the rope and the tree ready as we speak: GM: “It not ambiance! It’s Zombiance!”

Re: Designing a drug: need name and text description This sounds similar to something I want to use in my Shadowrun game. Lemme give it a shot... "A new designer drug has hit the mean streets of >>campaign city<<, and proponents are calling it "Agg". Based on the name, one would think its effects were violent or unpleasant, but the truth is quite the opposite. Hydrochloric xylocoline, the drugs official name, hyperstimulates the pleasure centers of the brain, flooding it with the same 'feel good' endorphines often released following a fervent love-making session. While most adult humans can fight off the effects of a particularly vigorous bed-session, Hydrochloric xylocoline overloads the pleasure receptors, causing the brain to override itself, and go into a state of rest and relaxation. In this state, victims lose consciousness and enter a state similar to REM stages of sleep, experiencing extremely vivid and pleasant dreams. Users/Victims of the drug have likened the effects to the Afterglow associated with sex, and from Afterglow, the drugs first street name, came A-G, which became "Agg". Rumor has it that one of the ingredients in Agg is an awakened form of Krill found only on the nights of Solstice, or any other number of implausible possibilites. However Agg really works, it's in danger of becoming an epidemic. Most police forces aren't really enforcing penalties for posessing it, and users enter a state of unconsciousness rather quickly, so they are not considered a danger like PCP or Meth users. The audience for this drug is currently small, but the dangers if a powerful psychic were to take this drug may be indescribable. Powerful psychic. Intense dreams. No sense of self control. You do the math." Or, I dunno, something like that. Play with it as you will.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Had quite a bit from our Hunter: The Vigil game tonight Concerning being pursued by gangbangers: Glitch: “We’re in an RV. I say we flush. Should make for an oil slick. We’ve been eating a lot of Fast Food lately.” The lead zombie escapes: GM: “He went through a wall. Not the Hulk way. The ghost way. There’s was unchained melody, and much pottery to be had.” Concerning tactics, and the gangbangers grasp thereof: GM: “They’re gang-bangers, not Sun-Tzu.” Beginning the new adventure: GM: “Now we proceed with Dead Bang.” Rest of the Table: ::eyebrows raised:: GM: “The last one was House of Magnus. I named this one!” Glitch (OOC): “Indeed.” Glitch got his hands on a Desert Eagle: Scott (OOC): “He’s got a gun the size of a toaster!” GM (OOC): “Some toasters are smaller!” Not even sure what prompted this: Genevieve: “Go go Gadget Gangbanger!” Glitch tries to pretend to be a gangbanger. I decided not to talk, because if I did, it'd totally blow the illusion: GM (OOC): “Bitch, I will burn you like a disc I want to listen to on the way to the Sci-Fi convention!” Zach (OOC): “Your GP or your HP, Bitch!” Scott thinks he's being quiet: Glitch (OOC): “You think your being stealthy. In point of fact, you sound like an angry bull elephant dragging a Volkswagen down the hall.” Several headshots still don't drop a zombie: Glitch: “Note to self. Romero don’t know crap. Headshots + Zombies = nothing happens.” Musings on gatherings: GM (OOC): “New name for a group of zombies. I’m going to call it a Groan of Zombies.” Glitch is a smart monkey: GM: “You, Mr. Brainiac, this tells you they’re clever, tool using ape-zombie-things.” Best out of context: Cain: “Shoot the goddamned bulge!” Cain: “I’m aiming for the hole!”

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Hasn't been much for quotes lately. But I have a couple. Space Opera: Dr. Seuss (yeah, not intentional): "I don't know where everyone is! I don't have a crystal ball!" Driev: "Yes you do! You LoJacked the entire crew!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Me: "Wait. Seuss just laughed. I am officially freaked out. In and out of character." and we just had our first session of Shadowrun tonight. The best quote will do nothing but get this thread locked, as it involves a male Elf Prostitute, and a cybered out Troll's genitalia. I'll leave it at that.

Re: Your Gaming Group's Jargon Remembered a couple more: "Buh-Durr!" ~ Brain Fart. Said while cross eyed, arm held to chest, VERY un-Politically Correct style. Said similar to Carlos Mencia's "Dee de Dee!" line. "Who?" ~ Used in reference to any former player, who left under bad circumstances. Mostly my ex girlfriends. "I have feet!" ~ Utterly botching a roll. Usually perception. and, though it's not really Jargon, I'm not allowed to dance during our game. This came about after I think I did a pre-emptive "I win" dance just before I literally hosed the PCs.

Re: Your Gaming Group's Jargon I don't remember where I saw this, but I love the idea of using a curious kitten to represent the Terrasque. NOT MY IDEA, NOT CLAIMING IT AS IT WAS!

Re: Your Gaming Group's Jargon Corner of Yakity Shmackity and fneh fneh - Giving a street address when I (the GM) can’t be bothered to come up with a fake street name. Ted, the Generic Guy - Any random NPC I didn’t name. Yahtzee! - A GM had set up a program to create alien names from predefined sets of syllable sounds. Wound up with Ya - Tzee. “MARTIAN SPECIAL FORCES!” - shouted while pointing at the back of your left hand. Refers to a character in a d20 future game based on Cowboy Bebop. The player was former martian special forces, and constantly pointed it out in lieu of an explanation. “We got mugged!” - Excuse for using excessive amounts of explosives. Better without explanation. Mark Park - First, go watch The Gamers. I’ll wait…. Okay, yeah, the Mark Park is any player who didn’t show up. Also known as “Making funny faces at the monsters” and “narcolepsy” “I will not use out of player knowledge, I will be a good little PC” - sung to the tune of Jonte Aloueta (yes, I cannot spell French to save my life) “I’ll get you, FOREMAN!” - When a non-combat character ends up in the fight set up for the combat monster. Used after I got my butt handed to me by a Kung-Fu construction foreman. Mr. Martian Special Forces hadn’t shown up. Fod - Food. An ex girlfriend was hungry. She said “Food! I want food! F-O-D!… wait, no, F-O-O-D.” Decreasing the surplus pigeon population - Refers to my character Frostbite who has the WORST dice luck on the planet. Somehow the joke came up that every time he missed, he hit another pigeon. Center City is nearly free of pigeons now. “I don’t trust the monkey!” - Spoken by our Communications Guy. He doesn’t trust the monkey. Jim, the wonder hobo! It’s a plot device, now shut up! Cheesecake - breaking the fourth wall. “QUACE!” - Uttered by the massive blue Duck of Perspective, while bleeding purple. The Duck of Perspective is our new god, and once you have achieved Quace, all will be known. (yeah, don’t ask). Clucking, smug, evil clucking - usually someone steeples their fingers and says “buck buck buck” in a dark and sinister manner. “>>name<< >>verb<>subject<<, Just thought you should know.” - Basically a longer version of the recap button. (example: “Dante broke the ship. Just thought you should know.”) FRANK! - Frank was a goat one of our players randomly found. He eventually saved us from GlaDOS (the Portal villain) using a segway, a lance and a helmet.

Re: Worth a thousand words? Uhh, hate to break it to you... that's totally a dude!

Re: Hex grid Board for use in Champions?? If you can get your hands on a few sets of the game Heroscape, it'd give you a 3d representation of height and cover and whatnot. There's even a Marvel comics set, for more modern day stuff. I bought it simply because it was Hex based.

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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Hunter: The Vigil tonight: Genevieve (OOC): :to a player who hadn't made it last session: "Okay, so there were posessions, fighting," :points at me: "and I emasculated him." Glitch (Me, OOC): "Emasculated?! You stabbed me twice in the chest!" Genevieve (OOC): "I only stabbed you a little." ----------------------- Scott (OOC): :to me: "Okay, okay, no more 'I told you so' dance." ----------------------- Doesn't need explanation: Me (totally in character): "Hey, I just got out of prison, you both look good to me." ----------------------- GM: "Glitch, what do you know about excorcism?" Glitch: "I know enough to get myself in trouble. I've seen a bunch of horror movies. Does that count for anything?" GM: :to our resident Occultist: "Yeah, he's no help. He thinks you need an old priest and a young priest and the power of christ to compel them." Glitch: "Hey!"

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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From the Origins of Power Teen Champions game tonight: GM (OOC): "Yeah, armor. He's wearing a cup. What good is armor if it doesn't protect the baby-maker?" --------------------------------- Panther (OOC): "He just shot my boy-band crush in the chest in front of me, and tried to shoot me. I'm just thinking what I would actually do if I was hanging out with Johnny Depp and someone tried to hurt him." Joshua (OOC): "Let his bodyguard handle it?" Panther (OOC): "No. I'm kicking this guy square in the nuts. Full force." GM (OOC): "Remember, you have a 50 strength. That's roughly 25 tons of force right in the mommy-daddy button." Panther (OOC): "That's kinda the point." GM: "Okay, roll." Panther: :rolls: "Okay... is a 4 good?" (Panther's character has never played Champions before. Tonight was literally her first session) Rest of the table: :Gasps, males cringe, the other girl at the table grins wickedly: Buntai-Kun (OOC): "You nearly crit. That's very good." GM (OOC): :still cringing a bit: "Right in the 13s... Okay, roll damage." :rolls are made, damage is calculated: "Okay... 33 Stun after armor... and the 13s are a..." :looks at combat record sheet: "Egads! Times 4 STUN multiplier..." :looks at Joshua's player, or resident human calculator: "How much is 33 times 4?" Joshua (OOC): "Lots... roughly in the neighborhood of 130." GM: "Yeah. He's out of the fight. VERY out of the fight. You line up the kick, punt him right in the crotch, literally knock his dangly bits up into his throat, and..." Tzalan (interrupting, OOC): "What's the penalty for walking around with your foot literally wedged into another human being?" GM: "Ahem. The sheer force of it launches him a block and a half down the street. At the end of the next segment, he stops sliding, and enjoys his GM's Discretion." Panther (grinning fiercely): "I LIKE THIS GAME!" ---------------------------------- Tzalan is an extradimensional being, with very little understanding of human culture and traditions and... uhm, functions. He's posessing a human host body, and often forgets he can access the host bodys memories for clues. The Twins are genetically created psychic super-soldiers. The company who made them has sent a recovery team to get back their property, and assisting this team is a Special Forces unit, a set of identical twin 8 year olds, their powers more refined than the Twins. After a fairly long combat, the recovery team is routed and the PCs get away. The Twins tell Tzalan that the children were a newer model of them, making Tzalan think humans have production lines. Tzalan: :to Panther: "Were you built by Ford?" Panther: "What?" Gemini (The team's organizer and government liason): "Don't mind him. He's... damaged."

Re: A character bio for review Well, the build was put together using the Quick Superhuman Generator in CU while I was bored at work one day. Any suggestions for fixing it?

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Just an update and a bump for the thread. Sadly, the Space Opera, Serenity, Champions and Hunter games have been a bit devoid of good quotes. At least, good quotes that won't get this thread locked, and I don't want that Just letting it be known, I'm still around, and should have some good ones soon. Champions is tomorrow, and we're introducing Panther, the super-strong gymnast and a small, sheltered, terrified, shape-shifting Jewish kid. No name yet for him.

Re: Peace - the Hippie Hero I've just recently come across old pictures of my parents, from way back in the day, and I'll be damned if my father didn't dress exactly as you've described him. I need to ask him if he had any super-powers back in the day. I may yet become a superhero... But if I can avoid the riding on rainbows thing, that'd be great. Enough people think I'm gay already. What is it about platonic friendships with girls that automatically makes a guy supposedly gay?

Re: A character bio for review Just realized I never got around to posting Sarah's stats. Life's been kinda rough as of late. Either way, here we go. Let the nit-picking begin! "Sarah" Player: Val Char Cost 18 STR 8 30 DEX 30 20 CON 20 15 BODY 10 18 INT 8 15 EGO 10 10 PRE 0 10 COM 0 11/24 PD 7 20/33 ED 10 6 SPD 20 8 REC 0 40 END 0 34 STUN 0 6" RUN 0 0" SWIM -2 3 1/2" LEAP 0 Characteristics Cost: 121 Cost Power 60 Omega IV Offensive Systems: Multipower, 60-point reserve 6u 1) Plasma Burst: Palm-mount Right: Energy Blast 12d6 (60 Active Points) 6u 2) Focused Plasma Beam: Palm-mount, Left: Killing Attack - Ranged 4d6 (60 Active Points) 6u 3) Photon Grenade: Shoulder Launched: Energy Blast 8d6, Explosion (+1/2) (60 Active Points) 6u 4) Magnesium Flare: Overwrist, Right: Sight Group Flash 6d6, Area Of Effect (3" Radius; +1) (60 Active Points) 6u 5) Gravitic Inhibitors: Overwrist, Left: Entangle 6d6, 6 DEF (60 Active Points) 6u 6) Anti-Gravitic Propulsion: Flight 17", x4 Noncombat, Reduced Endurance (0 END; +1/2) (58 Active Points) 6u 7) Clawline Launchers: Underwrist: Stretching 12" (60 Active Points) 6u 8) Smoke Burst: Darkness to Sight Group 6" radius (60 Active Points) 6u 9) Clear The Air: Dispel 10d6, Area Of Effect (3" Radius; +1) (60 Active Points) 30 Finely Honed Servos: +10 DEX 39 Impact Resistance: Armor (13 PD/13 ED) 6 Energized Exoskeleton: +6 ED Powers Cost: 189 Cost Skill 3 Analyze: Combat 13- 5 Cramming 3 Cryptography 13- 5 Defense Maneuver I-II 3 Inventor 13- 3 Mimicry 13- 3 Teamwork 15- 6 TF: Common Motorized Ground Vehicles, Combat Aircraft, Helicopters, Large Planes, Small Planes Skills Cost: 31 Cost Talent 3 Absolute Range Sense 3 Absolute Time Sense 3 Bump Of Direction Talents Cost: 9 Total Character Cost: 350 Pts. Disadvantage 10 Watched: The Warlord 8- (Mo Pow, NCI, Watching) 25 Enraged: Encountering the Villain who killed her first love (Uncommon), go 14-, recover 8- 20 Owes Undefined Favor to The Warlord 5 Social Limitation: Unfamiliar with having a body (Occasionally, Minor) 5 Distinctive Features: Looks not-quite-right (Easily Concealed; Noticed and Recognizable; Detectable By Commonly-Used Senses) 10 Vulnerability: 1 1/2 x STUN Electromagnetics (Common) 15 Psychological Limitation: Likely To Fall For Handsome Cybernetic Heroes (Common, Strong) 15 Psychological Limitation: Naive (Common, Strong) 10 Vulnerability: 1 1/2 x BODY Electromagnetics (Common) 15 Psychological Limitation: Freezes in Leadership Roles (Uncommon, Total) 20 Hunting: Villain who killed her first love 11- (Mo Pow, Harshly Punish) Disadvantage Points: 150 Base Points: 200 Experience Required: 0 Total Experience Available: 0 Experience Unspent: 0

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From out Hunter: The Vigil game tonight: Scott: "I've got a can of gasoline, dog treats and a zippo." Glitch (me): "I'm skeptical about the legality of this plan." --------------------------------------------- Glitch is on monitor duty, the other players are split into two groups in this apparently haunted house. The two in the library lose communications, and their EMF cameras spike and blur out. Once they're back, the Detective character is nude and bloody. Glitch: "Well, that's something I wish I could unsee." --------------------------------------------- GM: "You get a taste in your mouth, kinda like rubber." Genevieve, (OOC, coming back from the bathroom): "Latex or other?" --------------------------------------------- GM: "Okay, you got two successes on your 'taze the &$^( out of her' roll?" Glitch (OOC): "Indeed." GM: "Well, you certainly have her attention." Glitch (a non-combat hacker): "I did not think this through." --------------------------------------------- GM: "He hits you so hard, your change flies out of your pockets." Genevieve: "It's only 79 cents, you're fine."

Re: Heroic Vampires Nikolas Jest Player: Val Char Cost 45 STR 5 20 DEX 30 13 CON 6 15 BODY 10 10 INT 0 14 EGO 8 10 PRE 0 18 COM 4 3 PD 0 3 ED 0 8 SPD 20 6 REC 0 28 END 1 55 STUN 25 6" RUN 0 2" SWIM 0 34" LEAP 0 Characteristics Cost: 109 Cost Power 20 Dhampir Powers: Elemental Control, 60-point powers, (30 Active Points); all slots Double Endurance Cost (-1/2) 17 1) Fangs: Killing Attack - Hand-To-Hand 2d6 (4d6 w/STR) (30 Active Points); Double Endurance Cost (-1/2), Reduced Penetration (-1/4) [Notes: Not to feed. Combat Bite.] 15 2) Mist Form: Desolidification (affected by Energy, Magic) (40 Active Points); Cannot Pass Through Solid Objects (-1/2), Double Endurance Cost (-1/2) 9 3) Potence: +30 STR (30 Active Points); Activation Roll 10- (-1 1/4), No Figured Characteristics (-1/2), Double Endurance Cost (-1/2) 8 4) Celerity: +3 SPD (30 Active Points); Activation Roll 8- (-2), Double Endurance Cost (-1/2), Costs Endurance (Only Costs END to Activate; -1/4) 15 5) Rapid Healing: Healing BODY 3d6, Can Heal Limbs (35 Active Points); Self Only (-1/2), Double Endurance Cost (-1/2) 32 The Kiss: Drain END 4d6 (40 Active Points); Linked (Fangs; -1/4) 25 Flea's Leap: Leaping +25" (34" forward, 17" upward) 10 Stored Blood: Endurance Reserve (100 END, 0 REC) [Notes: Can only recover from using The Kiss] 30 Corpse Body: Physical Damage Reduction, Resistant, 50% 15 Corpse Body: Energy Damage Reduction, Resistant, 25% Powers Cost: 196 Cost Skill 3 Acting 11- 7 Acrobatics 15- 7 Breakfall 15- 7 Combat Driving 15- 7 Lockpicking 15- 5 Security Systems 12- 3 Sleight Of Hand 13- 2 PS: Appraise 11- Skills Cost: 41 Cost Talent 9 Ambidexterity (no Off Hand penalty) Talents Cost: 9 Total Character Cost: 355 Pts. Disadvantage 15 Psychological Limitation: Greedy (Common, Strong) 15 Psychological Limitation: Overconfident (Common, Strong) 15 Psychological Limitation: Avoids Direct Sunlight (Very Common, Moderate) 20 Vulnerability: 2 x STUN Fire (Common) 10 Vulnerability: 1 1/2 x STUN Fire (Common) 5 Reputation: Two-Bit Thug, 11- (Known Only To A Small Group) 15 Enraged: Berserk When Body = 3 or less (Uncommon), go 8-, recover 14- 20 Hunted: Center City PD 8- (As Pow, NCI, PC has a Public ID or is otherwise very easy to find, Capture) 10 Hunted: Mafia 8- (Mo Pow, NCI, Watching) 10 Susceptibility: Holy Ground 2d6 damage per Minute (Uncommon) 10 Distinctive Features: Deathly Pale (Concealable; Noticed and Recognizable; Detectable By Commonly-Used Senses) 5 Reputation: Untrustworthy, 11- (Known Only To A Small Group) Disadvantage Points: 150 Base Points: 200 Experience Required: 5 Total Experience Available: 0 Experience Unspent: 0 Not quite a true vampire I know. If you have any suggestions to help it out, feel free to suggest (BUT PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, DON'T CALL MY KNOWLEDGE OF THE SYSTEM INTO QUESTION! It's VERY insulting. Keep the criticism contructive.)

Re: Heroic Vampires I've always found Vampires really hard to pull off in Champions. I went with a dhampir. Basically, the offspring of a vampiric and a human parent. I think I have my vaguely superheroic dhampir written up, and I can post him if you like.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... It was actually. In all fairness, disturbing details about the captains past had come to light recently, so he was owed a little distress.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Some old and new from our Serenity game. GM (me, OOC): "How do you get bacon from a porn star?" --------------------------- Kera, the Captain's little sister has recently become pregnant. Prior to this, she's been a chain-smoking, hard-drinking, Shot-Rifle toting She beast. Kera (OOC): "Do I have to roll for fetal alcohol syndrome?" ---------------------------- Kera tells her brother the news. Kera: :rips the cigarette out of his mouth and stomps it: "If I can't, then you can't." Jonathan: "What? Why?" Kera: "You're gonna be an uncle." GM (Me): :rolls dice: Kera (OOC): "What was that for?" GM (OOC): "Rolling for an ulcer."

Inspired by another thread asking about theme music for canon characters from CU, I pose this question: What's the theme song of your favorite characters that you've made. Also, why, and if you can, link to a video or the song. If this has been done before, I apologize, but I looked, and even though my search-fu is weak, I'm pretty sure it's not out there. I'll start: Champions: Frostbite aka Paul Milliner Korn - Freak on a Leash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K27d7Ut5bXo Having powers that keep him from ever getting close with another person has given Frostbite a pretty deep-seated self-loathing, and often feels like a freak. The fact that he's now subject to orders doesn't help this feeling at all. Serenity: Captain Jonathan Burke Foo Fighters "My Hero" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrLC3APoXWo Jonathan has been trying to maintain his cool and composure, and stay a regular guy even in the midst of a 'verse wide conspiracy that threatens to restart the Unification War. In the process, he's becoming quite the accidental hero. d20 Modern: Urban Arcana: Nikolas Jest Linkin Park "Faint" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpVULlSxeEQ If I haven't told you stories about Nikolas Jest, dhampir and psychic warrior, remind me sometime. Suffice it to say, the video is pretty appropriate for some of the crap Nikolas pulled. Okay, so that's pretty much it. Try to keep descriptions and whatnot to a minimum, but have at it! Enjoy!