ParitySoul Posted September 22, 2004 Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 Even run across one of those characters in a game that were the 2nd best at EVERTHING? Mr. I got something in my belt, etc that made you GMing life hell? The character that no matter how clever you thought the attack/trap/puzzle was he wips out his NND: GM's Ego on you? How do you deal with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted September 22, 2004 Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 Re: Capt. Swiss Army Knife! Even run across one of those characters in a game that were the 2nd best at EVERTHING? Mr. I got something in my belt, etc that made you GMing life hell? The character that no matter how clever you thought the attack/trap/puzzle was he wips out his NND: GM's Ego on you? How do you deal with that? Bathe in the players blood, using his scalp as your wash cloth. Eat his still living heart right there at the gaming table as an example to the others. Make dice with his bones, and roll them before the eyes of those players who remain. His skin shall serve both as your GM's screen and battle map. Or, you could just as him to make another character, or read over the sheet and plan accordingly. Whichever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuckg Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Re: Capt. Swiss Army Knife! Bathe in the players blood' date=' using his scalp as your wash cloth. Eat his still living heart right there at the gaming table as an example to the others. Make dice with his bones, and roll them before the eyes of those players who remain. His skin shall serve both as your GM's screen and battle map.[/quote'] *applause* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParitySoul Posted September 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Re: Capt. Swiss Army Knife! *dumbfounded* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuckg Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Re: Capt. Swiss Army Knife! ... what? Anybody who can write parody that lyrically *deserves* applause, doesn't he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimpira Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Re: Capt. Swiss Army Knife! That was the funniest thing I read all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakboy6117 Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 Re: Capt. Swiss Army Knife! well i finally figured out how to add rep so odd hat for that stellar performance you got the first batch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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