L. Marcus Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 Cancer is all agog over the new finds if exoplanets. Sooner or later, they'll help him find his birth home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 L Marcus once lost the planet Gallifray in a game of TARDIS Hold 'em poker to the Dalecks. The Time Lords were not pleased. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Cancer uses chess to beat opponents. Or rather Certain Heavy Elemental Shock Soldiers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Death Tribble Posted Today, 11:11 AM Cancer uses chess to beat opponents. Or rather Certain Heavy Elemental Shock Soldiers... DT needs to go back to the old-folks home. His Alzheimer's is acting up again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 It isn't Alzheimer who is acting up, it is BC who is throwing a hissy fit and creating a ruckus in the old folks' home. Oh, is Friday approaching already ...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 Der Roter Baron:- a wink, a smile and a very unpleasent bear hug for Angela Merkel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 Death Tribble claims victory too soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 Cancer wants to clone Rush Limbaugh and do an X23 thing, so that he can have a Rush girlfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 DT once lost an eating contest to Rush Limbaugh, by eating Rush Limbaugh. "I thought the point of the contest was to be the first to eat your opponent?" Some people will eat anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 once consumed 16 gallons of root beer. Some people will swallow anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Hey! I love root beer! Maybe not 16 gallons worth, but still! DT once swallows 16 gallons of cockroaches. How'd that work out for you, Mr. Tribbles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted June 14, 2014 Report Share Posted June 14, 2014 I would rather drink 16 hundred gallons of fluid soap than a can of root beer. How people in the States (and Canada I guess) actually PAY for something so vile is beyond me. An aquired taste I presume - like putrified shark that people in Iceland eat (and other things even the cat wouldn't drag in ...) BlueCloud2k2 once invited the leaders of all the sets of the Crips and the Bloods streetgangs of L.A, to a gangbang. Detail he forget to tell the horny fellows was that it was just them, him and a bunch of hand-grenades! BC is right now in the process of running out of places to hide being on the gangbangers' death list and all. Last I heard is that Edward Snowden let him crash on the couch for a couple of nights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 14, 2014 Report Share Posted June 14, 2014 It's not my fault the ignorant little pukes can't read. You'd think that the tag-line on the invites "It will blow you away" would be their first clue.Speaking of not having a clue, Rotor Baron is the only person I've met who has lost 6,494 games of Clue consecutively.Me? I would have figured out that Clue wasn't my cup of tea and stuck to something simple, like Checkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 14, 2014 Report Share Posted June 14, 2014 BlueCloud positively adored Richard Nixon's dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 14, 2014 Report Share Posted June 14, 2014 Cancer has me confused with himself again. I'm a CAT person, not a dog person. Silly old people and their Alzheimers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 14, 2014 Report Share Posted June 14, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 was banned from Macey's after the infamous 'Teddy doesn't like Barbie' incident when he dressed up as a bear covered in blood and smashed Barbie dolls with a sledgehammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 Tequila was involved, get off of me. Speaking of Tequila, DT still has a restraining order against him by Tilla Tequila. I told him not to put hidden cameras in her house, but did he listen? Noooooooo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 almost blew the SALT 2 talks between the USA and the USSR when he misspelled the country table-tags ("USR and USSA") and served tequila while requiring the drinkers to wear silly sombreros. Only a two quickly brought cases of Parlaiment Vodka and Jack Daniels and the assurance of the Icelandic police to both heads of states that they would throw BC into a live vulcano saved the talks, the day, humanity. BC was only spared a fiery death because some trolls blocked the street to his execution and elves freed him from the police-van. Moral: If you plan stupid, silly stuff upsetting two super-powers always have your supernatural allies close by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 Speaking of the SALT 2 talks, you know that guy that was standing behind Gorbechev doing the Rabbit Ears and Moose Antlers? Yeah, that was RB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 I thought it was alcohol related but I was wrong. It was a giant robin chasing BlueCloud2k2 who screamed that he would 'never, ever do it again'. And he won't tell anyone what it is. Just gets real quiet and scared, looking around in all directions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 Never tell Death Tribble after he insulted you that only sticks and stones can break your bones - cuz he then attacks you with a sledgehammer! Yes, he is what I know you are now thinking he is ... and worse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 Roter Baron is allergic to beer, and that's terrible for a German. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 L. Marcus gets seasick on a longship and his hair is too fuzzy-wuzzy for a nasal helmet. But he gets by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 RB once swam the English Channel in the nude. The French didn't care that he left from a nude beach, but when her arrived in Britain the English were not amused one bit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 Remember Slapshot? BC played all three of the Hanson bros. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.