death tribble Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 tkdguy hides underneath a table every time he hears 'Drip, drip, drip little April shower' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 DT once assaulted a 90-year-old woman with her own walker. Granted, it was an Imperial Walker and he was one of the rebel scum assaulting Endor. But still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 BC got into a bar fight with Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Steven Segal and the Karate Kid of the question who invented Pong. Of course they walked all over him - Chuck Norris twice! What was he thinking??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 30, 2014 Report Share Posted June 30, 2014 Roter Baron is so ugly that anytime a tv show or movie studio needs a caveman, they go to him first since he doesn't need any makeup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 30, 2014 Report Share Posted June 30, 2014 There is a petition going around to get BlueCloud2k2 to stop dressing up as Queen Victoria. Let us hope it has more luck than the previous one when he was dressing up as My Little Pony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 30, 2014 Report Share Posted June 30, 2014 Death Tribble runs a lively business salvaging the tinned meat from vessels sunk by U-Boats in the World Wars, as there are some paranoid people who believe that the only safe things to eat are foods canned before the first atomic bomb tests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 30, 2014 Report Share Posted June 30, 2014 Oh, how Cancer laughs when he comes up with these rumors. The cake was taken by the one about using royal dandruff to cure dandruff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 30, 2014 Report Share Posted June 30, 2014 L. Marcus once sneezed so hard it caused Hurricane Katrina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 1, 2014 Report Share Posted July 1, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 once sneezed so hard that all the wasps in a 200 yard radius stung him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted July 1, 2014 Report Share Posted July 1, 2014 DT once told a joke so awful, the Queen exiled him for a decade. I refuse to repeat said joke, but will only share that it involved The Royal Family, a Kayak, and Kim Jong-Il's buttocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted July 1, 2014 Report Share Posted July 1, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 was once a wrestler. It was a night job because kindergarten teachers don't make enough to make ends meet. His name was Dr. Titan Terror. His wrestling name was Happy Chuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 2, 2014 Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 The next round of the World Cup will see Der Roter Baron take on the entire French team. It has nothing to do with the tournament or football. He is just doing it for a laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted July 2, 2014 Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 Speaking of the French, guess who started the peasant revolt that got Marie Antoinette beheaded? Yup. It was me. But only because DT got me plastered and dared me to do it. Which is why I don't go out drinking with him anymore. I'm still trying to figure out how he got The Doctor to loan him the TARDIS though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 2, 2014 Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 BC2k2 -- exploding giraffes for fun and profit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted July 2, 2014 Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 L Marcus - burning ants with a magnifying glass for shits and giggles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted July 2, 2014 Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 Who rented the ape-house in the Bronx Zoo to unsuspecting illegal aliens at cut-throat rates. I did! But BC abducted the aliens from Rigel 9 and smuggled them to Earth. I only wished he would not anal-probe them. Yeah, "paypay's a bitch" but I have to cope with these traumatised tenants! So stop it already! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted July 2, 2014 Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 Roter Baron's last job was being a crash-test dummy. He would stand in front of the cars and they would crash into him to simulate the expected damage from hitting a human being. Of course, since he's fracking indestructible the cars came out more damaged than they should have. But it is all thanks to Roter Baron that if you decide to run down an indestructible pedestrian the car companies made sure you and your passengers would remain safe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 3, 2014 Report Share Posted July 3, 2014 BlueCloud's family business manufactures the floating-in-mercury, always-level gyro-stabilized billiard tables that you find in luxury yachts, high-end private jets, and airship cruisers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 3, 2014 Report Share Posted July 3, 2014 Cancer has one -- he says it gives wonderful support for the back, and that his sleep has never been better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 3, 2014 Report Share Posted July 3, 2014 L Marcus was the one who invented soil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted July 3, 2014 Report Share Posted July 3, 2014 L. Marcus is Jabba the Hut's godfather. He gave him the sweets for birthday and Christmas that turned athletic Jabba into the fat walrus that we know and abhor in the film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 Roter Baron moonlights as Boba Fett. Which is why just like the Fett, you can't beat the Baron. Unless your party includes a Blind Smuggler, a Wookie, a Gambler, a Princess, and a Jedi Knight. And a couple of droids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 BC is trying to genetically produce a herd of nerfs. For some reason, he's decided the base animal ought to be a sea cucumber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 Well I figured since L Marcus managed to breed whomp-rats from Sea Cucumbers, why not nerfs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 is trying to figure out how to breed rabbits. So far putting in two males or two female has not worked. He can't figure out what he is doing wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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