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Martial Arts: TI KWAN LEAP


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If we're going to define all the aspects of Ti Kwan Leap,

we're going to have to agree what all these terms mean,

and how much they cost to have them on your

martial artist's character sheet...

 

 

Ti Kwan Leap

 

who was/is Ki Lo Ni, The Great Teacher.

 

 

Boot To The Head!

As A Pebble Disturbs The Stillness Of The Pond

Be Honored To Learn A Lesson...

Close The Circle

Anger Is A Weapon Only To One's Opponent.

Get In The First Shot.

Learn The Ways Of Your Own Soul.

Not a Path To A Door, But A Road Leading Forever Towards The Horizon

Usage of Ti Kwan Leep Is for Self-Defense.

Time Has No Meaning.

Vinegar Of Hostility

Wine Of Purity,

Wrong To Tip The Vessel Of Knowledge

Rejoin the Mind to the Body

Gaze into the Heart of the Candle in Meditation

A Year Is As A Day.

Frantic Defense

Singing & Chanting

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Re: Martial Arts: TI KWAN LEAP

 

Gentlemen, gentlemen... don't you know by now? If you're going to build something, check here first:

 

http://surbrook.devermore.net/herosource/martialarts.html

 

Specifically:

 

Ti Kwan Leep

 

MANEUVER Phs Pts OCV DCV EFFECT

Boot to the Head 1/2 5 +0* +1 STR +4D6 Strike

Disarm 1/2 4 -1 +1 Disarm, +10 STR

Peaceful Ki Lo Ni Intervention 1/2 4 +1 +3 Block, Abort

Takedown 1/2 3 +1 +1 STR Strike; Target Falls

You Missed 1/2 4 +0 +5 Dodge vs All, Abort

 

Skills

Combat Skill Levels: +2 w/Boot to the Head*

Contortionist

KS: Ti Kwan Leep

KS: Buddhist Philosophy

PS: Singing

 

* Bonuses for the CSL are already factored into the maneuver.

 

Style Disadvantage: -10

 

The origins of Ti Kwan Leep are obscure. It may have been developed in northern India, Tibet, or the western Han Dynasty. The first master of the art was Ki Lo Ni, himself of indeterminate origin, who intended the art to be a form of peaceful self-defense.

 

Practitioners spend a great deal of time in meditation and reflection on peace and non-violence, but paradoxically, the art is best known for its only truly offensive maneuver, a devastating kick known in English and always announced beforehand as "Boot to the Head". One of the more difficult maneuvers of the art, requiring a great deal of flexibility, Masters of Ti Kwan Leep may throw it effortlessly (GMs may allow Ti Kwan Leep Masters to use the maneuver at 0 END).

 

The art is taught today in North America and other locations by Masters desperately attempting to preserve the non-violent roots of the art, with varying success. Later students have taken to literally singing the praises of the art, especially the Boot to the Head.

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I stand in awe to your superior martial arts skills' date=' Susano; rep++ to you.[/quote']

 

Thanks.

 

Actually, I didn't create that, a friend did (mostly). Anyway, iif people wanted to add material based on the stuff Egyptoid listed, go right ahead, I just wanted to help with the initial steps.

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If we're going to define all the aspects of Ti Kwan Leap,

we're going to have to agree what all these terms mean,

and how much they cost to have them on your

martial artist's character sheet...

 

 

Ti Kwan Leap

 

who was/is Ki Lo Ni, The Great Teacher.

 

 

Boot To The Head!

Offensive Strike: possible extra DC

As A Pebble Disturbs The Stillness Of The Pond

Danger Sense

Be Honored To Learn A Lesson...

KS: Tai Kwan Leap

Close The Circle

Mind Link: Tai Quan Leap stylists

Anger Is A Weapon Only To One's Opponent.

Block

Get In The First Shot.

Lightning Reflexes

Learn The Ways Of Your Own Soul.

KS: Meditation or Aid to Dex, RSR KS: Meditation

Not a Path To A Door, But A Road Leading Forever Towards The Horizon

KS: Martial World

Usage of Ti Kwan Leap Is for Self-Defense.

Block, Dodge Manuevers, +DCV ... possibly BTTH as Counter strike Manuever

Time Has No Meaning.

Lightning Reflexes again...

Vinegar Of Hostility

+ DC

Wine Of Purity,

+PD or Healing to Stun

Wrong To Tip The Vessel Of Knowledge

Aid: Dex, UBO

Rejoin the Mind to the Body

Aid: Ego, UBO

Gaze into the Heart of the Candle in Meditation

KS: Meditation again...

A Year Is As A Day.

+ SPD, Lightning Reflexes, of Extra Dimensional Travel ;)

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Re: Martial Arts: TI KWAN LEAP

 

Gentlemen, gentlemen... don't you know by now? If you're going to build something, check here first:

 

http://surbrook.devermore.net/herosource/martialarts.html

 

Specifically:

 

Ti Kwan Leep

 

Well, I did a google check of the hero boards before I posted.

no-one had done a Ti Kwan Leap thread before that I could find.

 

I like your interpetation, but I will expand it....

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Re: Martial Arts: TI KWAN LEAP

 

Well, I did a google check of the hero boards before I posted.

no-one had done a Ti Kwan Leap thread before that I could find.

 

I like your interpetation, but I will expand it....

 

I was joking there. Or trying to. :)

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Excuse me' date=' When do we get to beat people up?[/quote']

 

? Beat People Up ?

 

I think what I'll do is like post a character sheet for Ki Lo Ni,

the great teacher. He'll represent the perfection of the art.

 

And then the more like his stats you get yours,

the further along the path you are.

 

I like the PS: singing, Susano, I had forgot that.

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not to toot my own horn but...

 

Master: "Approach Students, close the circle at the feet of the master. You have come to me asking that I be your guide along the path of Ti Kwon Leap; but be warned be warned, to learn it's ways you must learn the ways of your own soul. Let us meditate on this wisdom now, so."

 

Class: "ohm"

 

Student:"Uh...Sir *snap, snap* Oh OH! Sir!"

 

Master: "Who disturbs our meditation as a pebble disturbs the stillness of the pond?"

 

Student: "Me...Ed Gruberman."

 

Master: "Ed -Gruberman."

 

Ed Gruberman: "Yeah, ah, no disrespect or nuthin' but how long is this going to take?"

 

Master: "Ti Kwan Leap is not a path to a door, but a road leading forever into the horizon- "

 

Ed Gruberman: "So Like what? An hour or so?"

 

Master: No..no..we have not even begun along the path - Ed Gruberman, you must learn patientce -"

 

Ed Gruberman: "Yeah yeah yeah, patience, how long does that take?"

 

Master: "Time has no meaning, to a true student, a year is as a day-"

 

Ed Gruberman: "A year?!? I wanna beat people up right now! I got the pajamas! Hyah Hoo Ha Woo!"

 

Master: "Beat...people...up."

 

Ed Gruberman: "Yeah, just show me all those nifty moves so I can start thrashing bozos, that's all I came here for! Yo sha sta sha sta! Pretty good huh?"

 

Master: "The only use of Ti Kwan Leap is self defense! Do you know who said that? Ki Lo Knee, the great teacher."

 

Ed Gruberman: "Yeah? Well the best defense is a good offense. You know who said that? Mel, the cook on Alice."

 

Master: "No, um, Ti Kwan Leap is the wine of purity not the vinegar of hostility. Meditate upon this truth with us."

 

Class: "Ohm."

 

Ed Gruberman: " Listen Shrimp! All this fag talk is starting to piss me off, now are you going to show me some fancy moves or am I gonna start wiping the walls with you?"

 

Master: "Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ti Kwon Leap, approach me that you might see."

 

Ed Gruberman: "Alright, finally some action."

 

Master: "Observe Closely Class. Boot to the head!"

 

Ed Gruberman: "OW! You booted me in the head!"

 

Master: "You are lucky Ed Gruberman, few novices experience so much of Ti Kwan Leap so soon."

 

Ed Gruberman: "owww..."

 

Master: "Now we continue."

 

Class: "Ohm."

 

Ed Gruberman: "Hey! Hey I wasn't ready! Come and get me now shorty! Huh? C'mon are you chicken?"

 

Master: "Boot to the head."

 

Ed Gruberman: "OWWW! Okay n-now I am ready, okay now try it now."

 

Master: "Boot to the head."

 

Ed Gruberman: "Mind if I just lie down here for a minute?

 

Master: "Now class, we shall return to our -"

 

Student 2: "Master?"

 

Master: "It is wrong to tip the vessel of knowledge, student."

 

Student 2: "Many Apologies Master, but I feel Ed Gruberman is not wholly wrong."

 

Ed Gruberman: *moan*

 

Master: "What do you mean?"

 

Student:"I want to boot some head too."

 

Master: "Have you learned nothing from the lesson of Ed Gruberman?"

 

Student 2: "Yes Master, I have learned two things. First, that anger is a weapon only to one's opponent."

 

Master: "Very good."

 

Student 2: "And secondly- Get in the first shot. Boot to the head!"

 

Master: "You missed."

 

Student 2: "Uh yeah, well..."

 

Master: "You too shall be honored to learn a lesson about this...

Student 2: (Simultaneously) "You know I could l- you don't have to you know, I gotta be go-"

Master: "Boot to the head."

Student 2: "Heowoowowowo!"

 

Master: "Can anyone tell us what lesson has been learned here?"

 

Student 3: "Ah yes Master, not a single one of us could defeat you."

 

Master: "You gain wisdom child..."

 

 

Student 3: "So we'll have to gang up on you - GET HIM GUYS!"

 

Master: "Boot to the head. Boot. Heh Heh He.!!!!'

 

Sound of students getting their asses handed to them...

Class: *Moans*

 

Master: "And now class, let us rejoin the mind to the body and gaze into the heart of the candle in meditation. Ohm"

 

Class: "Ohm"

 

Master: "Very Good Class"

from the Karate Kid v Karate Kid thread.

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Re: Martial Arts: TI KWAN LEAP

 

In my opinion, any description of Ti Kwan Leap should include the word "frantic" somewhere in it to at least give a little acknowledgement to the Canadian comedy troupe "The Frantics" who created it.

 

I say this not just because they are Canadian, but because they are neat guys. After a friend and I saw them live back in the late 1980s, we got to chat with them a bit on a few subjects, including comic books.

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