Choldath Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Re: Best ever Reason to NOT be a superVillian!! Here's about 300 ways to make ruling the world a reality: http://www.eviloverlord.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Re: Best ever Reason to NOT be a superVillian!! It gets old having to tell the heroes every detail of my master plan every time we fight. I mean, I'd like to keep secrets, but it says right here I have to tell them everything! Also, I'm contractually required to give at least three evil laughsduring every battle, and in winter I get a lot of colds. That cackling is really hard on my throat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Re: Best ever Reason to NOT be a superVillian!! When you fail to take over the world, no matter how close you came, fat teenagers and middle aged internet geeks make fun of you and call you a loser. Like any of those smug ******** could have done better! I mean, you come This Close, you've defeated or neutralized all the government forces of the world, you're just about to win, and then some alien freak or small army of mutant teens comes around and takes it all from you, and those fanboy ******** start going on about how your plan could never have worked, or how you should have done this or that differently, as if they've ever done anything in their worthless, momma's basement dwelling lives! Ya know what? Screw this retirement smeg. I'm going to kill them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weldun Posted April 11, 2007 Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 Re: Best ever Reason to NOT be a superVillian!! Because I don't want to have to compete with Quantum Crook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Frisbee Posted April 11, 2007 Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 Re: Best ever Reason to NOT be a superVillian!! "Crush your enemies, "See them driven before you, "And hear the lamentations of the women." What, you're serious about that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alverant Posted April 11, 2007 Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 Re: Best ever Reason to NOT be a superVillian!! Even Peapod won't deliver to your Fortress of Certain Doom! Once your real identity is known you'll never be able to go out in public peacefully again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korvar Posted April 11, 2007 Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 Re: Best ever Reason to NOT be a superVillian!! I just can't do the maniacal laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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