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Steampunk Rayguns


John Desmarais

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Re: Steampunk Rayguns

 

I posted this on the Pulp Hero board, but here is a link to a funny promotional video:

 

http://www.wetanz.com/rayguns/infomercial.php

 

"Even in the stifling humid rain forests of Vespurgia, I managed to discover and acquire 47 new species! Most of them charred beyond scientific recognition."

 

And

 

The advantage with this trusty wave discharger is heft. In the unlikely (but statistically probable) event of its malfunction, it doubles as a wonderful cudgel. Brigands and ne'er do wells will cringe when the Goliathon is brandished at them. Of course, its infra-wave undulations will dissolve 7/9ths of an African Elephant in 10 earth seconds, a handy implement to wield on all occasions.

 

On lower settings a quick zap will cook a Dodo egg to perfection. Order right this moment or consider one's self a snotty cur.

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