Klytus Posted February 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I would rather not be shot' date=' thank you very much![/quote'] Q: Would you prefer I shoot you in the arms, the legs, or the buttocks? A: A spooky dude in canary-yellow robes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A spooky dude in canary-yellow robes. Q: Master, who laid waste to the Wudan Temple while I was away? A: That's a Shen-Gong-Wu that I would rather not see in the hands of someone like Raimundo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Master, who laid waste to the Wudan Temple while I was away? A: That's a Shen-Gong-Wu that I would rather not see in the hands of someone like Raimundo. Q: Give me a statement that needs lots of backstory. A: Wolves wolfing down Wolfhampton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Wolves wolfing down Wolfhampton. Q: What headline told you, you needed a new editorial staff? A: I know I haven't been around, but things happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What headline told you, you needed a new editorial staff? A: I know I haven't been around, but things happen. Q: Gee Great timing Superman ! Turning up after the volcano blows up, San Andreas goes bonkers, the nuclear plants blow up and California falls into the sea. What have you fot to say for yourself ? A: Terrorist activities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Gee Great timing Superman ! Turning up after the volcano blows up, San Andreas goes bonkers, the nuclear plants blow up and California falls into the sea. What have you fot to say for yourself ? A: Terrorist activities Q: How do you classify most Rap? A: Gods of daylight, hear my prayer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you classify most Rap? A: Gods of daylight, hear my prayer! Q: What line in the script alerted fans that maybe the Studio execs had hired someone who did not understand the concept of Vampires ? A: Technically and biologically Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What line in the script alerted fans that maybe the Studio execs had hired someone who did not understand the concept of Vampires ? A: Technically and biologically Q: In what ways do you consider yourself even remotely human? A: You don't need it, I don't want it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You don't need it' date=' I don't want it.[/quote'] Q: You're ordering me at gunpoint to burn my wallet? A: I didn't think the recipe for chocolate cake was supposed to include arsenic, but I guess thats the nouvelle cuisine for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You're ordering me at gunpoint to burn my wallet? A: I didn't think the recipe for chocolate cake was supposed to include arsenic, but I guess thats the nouvelle cuisine for you. Q: You do know that cookbook was written for Sirians, don't you? A: I have a chance to live! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You do know that cookbook was written for Sirians, don't you? A: I have a chance to live! Q: Do you really think it is a good idea to play Russian Roulette with 5 bullets in the revolver ? A: We've just slowed the process Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you really think it is a good idea to play Russian Roulette with 5 bullets in the revolver ? A: We've just slowed the process Q: Why is that bullet taking five minutes to cross the room? A: My preferred instrument is the Alphorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What instrument do you like to play with the most? A: Job fair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Job fair Q: Life good? A: Four legs good, two legs better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Life good? A: Four legs good, two legs better. Q: How can you tell if a mammal has a gambling problem? A: Nothing for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nothing for you. Q: What am I going to get at the Nada Boutique? A: The man with a second spleen just left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The man with a second spleen just left. Q: Give me an example of Superman not being as usefrul as he could be. A: Die, Ninja, Die! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: HOw would a German say, "The Ninja, The."? A: YOu don't mess with the classics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: HOw would a German say, "The Ninja, The."? A: YOu don't mess with the classics. Q: Have you heard the one about the Englisman, the Irishman and the American..? A: Beatrix Potter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Have you heard the one about the Englisman, the Irishman and the American..? A: Beatrix Potter Q: Who should we get to write the Disney version of the anime Legend of the Overfiend ? A: Cold ... I'm cold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who should we get to write the Disney version of the anime Legend of the Overfiend ? A: Cold ... I'm cold Q: greetings, final member of homo sapiens. you have been released from ten million years in cryogenic suspension. how do you feel? A: That's the trouble with cloned species. You've seen one Sontaran, you've seen them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: greetings, final member of homo sapiens. you have been released from ten million years in cryogenic suspension. how do you feel? A: That's the trouble with cloned species. You've seen one Sontaran, you've seen them all. Q: Doesn't this month's employee of the month look remarkably like last month's and the month's before that ? A: I'm going to get you out of there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Doesn't this month's employee of the month look remarkably like last month's and the month's before that ? A: I'm going to get you out of there Q: What were the last words of the Animal Liberatonist as he struggled with the lock on Death Tribble's cage? A: I have confounded it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 19, 2007 Report Share Posted February 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What were the last words of the Animal Liberatonist as he struggled with the lock on Death Tribble's cage? A: I have confounded it! Q: What was the triumphant cry from the man who asked the magic 8-ball 'Who bought the bop in the bop-do-wop-do-wop, who put the ram in the ram-alam-a-ding-dong ?' ? A: The Federal Emergency Management Agency Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 19, 2007 Report Share Posted February 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was the triumphant cry from the man who asked the magic 8-ball 'Who bought the bop in the bop-do-wop-do-wop, who put the ram in the ram-alam-a-ding-dong ?' ? A: The Federal Emergency Management Agency Q: What's the worst joke ever told about the US bureaucracy? A: Radio controlled assmaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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