Spectrum Posted October 13, 2003 Report Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly Q: Why did Mr. Shatner return this hairpiece? A: No, derailing a thread isn't the same as a train wreck, but it can produce almost as many screams. Just returning us to the 'topic'/style of the thread... Q: Is a derailed thread as bad as a train wreck? A: The killer is none other than....ack! (thud) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 13, 2003 Report Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by Spectrum Q: Is a derailed thread as bad as a train wreck? A: The killer is none other than....ack! (thud) Q: Okay, I gathered all the suspects into the room with us, now, don't worry the lights are out, just tell us, Inspector, WHO IS THE KILLER? A: Don't ask, don't tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 13, 2003 Report Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil Q: Okay, I gathered all the suspects into the room with us, now, don't worry the lights are out, just tell us, Inspector, WHO IS THE KILLER? A: Don't ask, don't tell. Q: I need to know. Did you vote for Bush Last election? A: Objects in the Fear Veiw mirror are closer than they appear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted October 14, 2003 Report Share Posted October 14, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Objects in the Fear Veiw mirror are closer than they appear. Q: What does the fine print on the Addams family car's mirrors say? A: The truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie of all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 14, 2003 Report Share Posted October 14, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly Q: What does the fine print on the Addams family car's mirrors say? A: The truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie of all. Q: What does Macheavelli say about political campaigns? A: Heros and Zeros Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 14, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Heros and Zeros Q: What RPG never saw print because it not only required people to play themselves, but to fit into one of two categories? A: A beast so foul, no man has yet fought with it and lived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 14, 2003 Report Share Posted October 14, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What RPG never saw print because it not only required people to play themselves, but to fit into one of two categories? A: A beast so foul, no man has yet fought with it and lived. Q: What do you think of FATAL? A: A sailor's life for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 14, 2003 Report Share Posted October 14, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil Q: What do you think of FATAL? A: A sailor's life for me! Q: What did the gay swimmer say after hearing about the 'don't ask, don't tell' policy? A: Don't miss another chance to change his face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: What did the gay swimmer say after hearing about the 'don't ask, don't tell' policy? A: Don't miss another chance to change his face. Q: I was thinking of selling my Mr. Potatohead at the garage sale, but do you think I should play with him one more time for oldtime's sake? A: Jessica Simpson's IQ, Jake 2.0's chances of staying on the air passed one year, and the number of honest politicians worldwide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 Originally posted by Wormhole A: Jessica Simpson's IQ, Jake 2.0's chances of staying on the air passed one year, and the number of honest politicians worldwide. Q: Give 3 good examples of 'zero.' Alternatively, what are three examples of imaginary numbers? A: Cobalt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly Q: Give 3 good examples of 'zero.' Alternatively, what are three examples of imaginary numbers? A: Cobalt. Q: What is the name of this shade of Blue? A;Superior, That lake is positively The Greatest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: What is the name of this shade of Blue? A;Superior, That lake is positively The Greatest. Q: Of the Great Lakes, which is the greatest? A: Detroit, MI and Gary, IN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCoy Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 Originally posted by Thirdbase A: Detroit, MI and Gary, IN. Q: Name Motown and Ho Town. A: Zebra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 Originally posted by McCoy Q: Name Motown and Ho Town. A: Zebra Q: Name the animal opposite to an alligator. A: After 3 years, the 4 are reunited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCoy Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil A: After 3 years, the 4 are reunited. Q: What did John, Paul and George tell Ringo on December 31, 1970? A: They fight crime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 15, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 Originally posted by McCoy A: They fight crime. Q: Ann Coulter, arch-conservative uber-babe, and Al Franken, mega-liberal geek. What do they do together? A: I know, but with a laptop..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus A: I know, but with a laptop..? Q: Hey, I had to get the pizza out of the oven with SOMETHING, didn't I? A: Needs salt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly Q: Hey, I had to get the pizza out of the oven with SOMETHING, didn't I? A: Needs salt. Q: What do you think of my salt water fish tank? A: Whoa, check it out, he bounced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 16, 2003 Report Share Posted October 16, 2003 Originally posted by Spectrum Q: What do you think of my salt water fish tank? A: Whoa, check it out, he bounced. Q: WHat did the 2 stoned teens say after throw their freind out of a twenty story window? A: Dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted October 16, 2003 Report Share Posted October 16, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Dude! Q: Dude? A: Eww, it's all squishy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted October 16, 2003 Report Share Posted October 16, 2003 A: Eww, it's all squishy. Q: Commander Armstrong, can you describe what the moon feels like? A:Another example of great children's programming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 16, 2003 Report Share Posted October 16, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 Q: Commander Armstrong, can you describe what the moon feels like? A:Another example of great children's programming. Q: One Ring-around-the-Rosie to rule them all, One Ring-around-the Rosie to find them all, and at the playground bind them! A: BLANK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCoy Posted October 16, 2003 Report Share Posted October 16, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: BLANK! Q: How did you answer the fill-in-the-blank question? A: Viva Las Vegas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 16, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2003 Originally posted by McCoy A: Viva Las Vegas! Q: What seemed like a really good idea to Elvis at the time, but fell flat? A: One deaf, on dumb, one growing old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCoy Posted October 16, 2003 Report Share Posted October 16, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus A: One deaf, on dumb, one growing old. Q: How would you describe Ronald Regan, George W Bush, and Jimmy Carter? A: Milli Vanilli. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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