death tribble Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Mightybec say when he arrived at Lucifer's Lust-Shack? A: A tube of something inappropriate Q. What are you likely to find on Jenna Jameson's make up cabinet ? A. Everything we've got and get them moving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Everything we've got and get them moving. Q: What do we hit them with? And what do we do with our men? A: Smiling frogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Smiling frogs Q: What's worse than a plague of frogs from the sky? A: That sounds good. Pack it up and ship it with the Mightybec lubetube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: That sounds good. Pack it up and ship it with the Mightybec lubetube. Q: Did we just get a rush order for 100 inflatable sheep?! A: It has nothing to do with You-Know-Who. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did we just get a rush order for 100 inflatable sheep?! A: It has nothing to do with You-Know-Who. Q: What's this about... You-Know-What? A: The fury of a thousand ferrets on speed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The fury of a thousand ferrets on speed! Q: What's worse than a thousand grade schoolers on meth? A: I enjoyed the Sound, but I think the Fury was phoned in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I enjoyed the Sound' date=' but I think the Fury was phoned in.[/quote'] Q. So what did you think of the tale the Idiot just told? A. We've seen impossible dreams fulfilled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. We've seen impossible dreams fulfilled. Q: What is G.W. Bush's rational for insisting that we get the missile defense system up and working 100% by tomorrow afternoon? A: Talk about being flexible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Talk about being flexible Q: What was Kara comment after watching Rachel fold herself into a pretzel to achieve "better stimulation"? A: Dammit, if I see one more cookie, I'll have to toss them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dammit' date=' if I see one more cookie, I'll have to toss them![/quote'] Q: What did Santa say after visiting the ten-millionth house on Christmas eve? A: Being first is nothing I'd brag about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Santa say after visiting the ten-millionth house on Christmas eve? A: Being first is nothing I'd brag about. Q: Wow! did you see that, I finished first in the national competitive sex challenge, what do you think of that? A: Shut up, Sit down, Strap In and Hang On, we're in for a bumpy ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Wow! did you see that, I finished first in the national competitive sex challenge, what do you think of that? A: Shut up, Sit down, Strap In and Hang On, we're in for a bumpy ride. Q. What wording from the guy at the Rollercoaster alerts you he that he is from the Marine Corps ? A. I can't see them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. I can't see them. Q: Okay Wisenheimer, what makes you think that the slavering bloodthirsty monsters out for our brains that we just fought 5 minutes ago don't exist? A: That was simple. Too simple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Okay Wisenheimer, what makes you think that the slavering bloodthirsty monsters out for our brains that we just fought 5 minutes ago don't exist? A: That was simple. Too simple. Q. What do you think of the State of the Union Address ? A. Well come up here and look for yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. I can't see them. Q: I have just given an army of the most obedient and gorgeous invisible female clones ever created! Why are you complaining? A: It wasn't quite torture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Well come up here and look for yourself. Q: Hey, mister! Are you really nailed to that tree? A: It wasn't quite torture. Q: Did they really tie you down and have you tickled by three score blondes, brunettes, and redheads betweeen the ages of 17 and 19? A: Of course not. It's the Pope. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Of course not. It's the Pope. Doc Q. Hey ! Are you going to arrest that guy for slugging the President ? A. Nothing, I repeat nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Nothing' date=' I repeat nothing.[/quote'] Q. The Republicans as much as admitted they stole the 2000 and 2004 presidential elections. What are the Democrats going to do about it? A. That's why they are wearing pink tutus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. The Republicans as much as admitted they stole the 2000 and 2004 presidential elections. What are the Democrats going to do about it? A. That's why they are wearing pink tutus. Q. Why have you let those guys back to work after they stole your Brittany CDs. Aren't you going to punish them ? A. Ridiculous ? It's catastrophic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Ridiculous ? It's catastrophic. Q: Your boss and you both went to the office costume party as Josie of Josie and the Pussycats? Dont' be ridiculous! A: I'm sorry, I'll read that again. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Your boss and you both went to the office costume party as Josie of Josie and the Pussycats? Dont' be ridiculous! A: I'm sorry, I'll read that again. Doc Q. What was that about an Axe of the Apostles ? A. The English are filled with curiosity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm sorry, I'll read that again. Q: What is the name of the comedy troupe John Clesse was with before Monty Python? A. The English are filled with curiosity. Q: What rumour was the space alien trying to see was true by bashing Prince Charles like a pinata? A: Bedtime for the penguins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bedtime for the penguins. Q. What is a nice way of saying Winter in Antarctica ? A. God willing we'll hold out, Minister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. God willing we'll hold out' date=' Minister[/quote'] Q. What with our food supplies low, and all the Penguins going to bed, here's my plan for surviving an Antarctic Winter. What do you think, Schmedlap? A. Are the spaghetti leftovers getting saved? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What with our food supplies low, and all the Penguins going to bed, here's my plan for surviving an Antarctic Winter. What do you think, Schmedlap? A. Are the spaghetti leftovers getting saved? Q: Why is the preacher praying over the rest of the spagetti? A:Anger mismanagement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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