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Starlord

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  1. never click on something that says 'click here'
  2. Make sure your torpedoes have full safeties before launching.
  3. Does Roger Moore make skiing look badass in that one?
  4. Eat mushrooms...they made Mario grow.
  5. Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
  6. Does it say something about me if I misread that as 'your favorite Bondage film'?
  7. If that was actually a number, it would be the numerical equivalency of a Trump press conference.
  8. Couldnt you come up with another bridge question?
  9. Are you referring to that bridge on the river Kwai?
  10. Elephant with prosthetic leg after stepping on mine
  11. How about a pineapple, lima bean and liver pizza?
  12. I'm sorry you and Finland couldn't work things out...Do you need a hug?
  13. A lot of job loss is attributed to automation. In fact, today I fired my writers because for the next four years, jokes will write themselves - Conan O'Brien
  14. The Mile High Club isn't high enough for you?
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